The original is funny, what’s the joke about “I’m never leaving” ? never leaving twitter?
that is the meaning, but it’s just a turn of phrase. It implies the writer knows the site is terrible but has found entertainment there anyway.
Similar to “wild horses couldn’t drag me away” or “I was transfixed”
Jaap is her husband maybe?
You need to be told how to react to a joke.
i wouldn’t be the least surprised if elon is running a campaign to make it seem like anyone actually enjoys twitter still
Everything is a billionaire conspiracy
they are literally an elite overclass who own basically everything lmao, why do you act as if it’s strange to expect them to manipulate things?
There’s manipulating things and then there’s seeing one tweet that isn’t a negative criticism of twitter and attributing it to a possible PR conspiracy lol.
I enjoy Twitter because it’s a place I can say anything I want to the traitors that abound there
I’m done with IRL fistfights and live in Maga country, so it can be therapeutic at times.
I didnt even notice it
Nonono, for kidneys, you need to open your Bluetooth settings and unpair them…
Or just walk far enough away
Nooooo, you don’t want them re-pairing at an inopportune moment! Just disconnect them completely and be on the safe side.
The only organ transplant that requires you to log out is the colon
It’s more of a “clear cookies” situation.
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Except when 2FA requires a TOTP in the form of out of season fruits in an incompatible combo with canned spinach.
