• owl@infosec.pub
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    7 days ago

    You thought you were tougher, than the massive plasma sphere in the sky. Now look at you.

  • whereitsat@lemmy.zip
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    7 days ago

    sunscreen is a relatively modern thing. what a thoughtless post. asian women with a bob haircut can get away with shit like this because there’s always some geeky, american male who watched too many episodes of fruits basket to realize these women are just as fucking lame and stupid as your next door neighbor that thinks trump is the second coming of christ.

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    Conversely, a sunburn may indicate that you’re part of the most powerful tribe in the planet.

    If someone with a tan takes a swipe at you they risk their entire tribe being annihilated.

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    It proves to the world that I was outside, in sunlight, for a period of time. So embarrassing.

    I work 3rd shift, and have become nocturnal. I hate that I cannot sleep at night, but this is my life now. The sunlight at noon kind of hurts my eyes now.

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      Nah, dark tan means you routinely survive long trips in the wilderness. You are reliable as a gatherer, guide or hunter. The noobs will form a fan club in your honour.

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      Don’t you still tan with suncream on though? You can also tan without ever burning. Don’t think I have ever burnt my arms and yet they are one of the most tanned parts of my body. Touching grass does some with some level of sun exposure.

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        Yes, but its still a response to damage, it means you aren’t applying enough for the amount of exposure.