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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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    That’s easy, it’s a don’t fuck with that on a don’t fuck with that. What’s my prize?

    • danekrae@lemmy.world
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      Don’t fuck with that + don’t fuck with that = 0 fucks given

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    Geese on a meese

  • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca
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    This is the most Canadian thing ever.

  • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world
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    This is the most evil meat mech I’ve ever seen.

  • Floodedwomb@lemmy.world
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    Canada has been developing a new war crime technology under the ice.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      moose already are powerful enough that they hunt orca. giving them goose wings and an extra goose body with a second, very goosey head gives them air supremacy as well as land and sea supremacy.

      may moose god have mercy on us all

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    Moose: If I hold real still maybe it won’t bite me in the nuts.

    • Kairos@lemmy.today
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      The moose can fuck that thing up if it actually tries that.

  • Dookieman12@piefed.social
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    Goose on a moose on the loose

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    Geeses on Meeses

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    Canadian warcrime?

  • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world
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    Mammal under an avian creature?

  • Girl Named ZERO@piefed.zeromedia.vip
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    Duck on a buck? Goose on a moose?

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    Duck on the deer

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      Duck on the buck

      • SCmSTR
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        Quack on the back

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          Quack on the Rack

          • SCmSTR
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            Mack on the stack

        • BoosBeau@lemmy.world
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          this made me exhale quickly out my nose and smile

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    Gander on antlers?

  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world
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    I. Am. So. Ready.

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    Now this is an image I can understand!

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