That’s not deranged, that’s Mark Zuckerberg personally announcing his goals, ideas, policy, suggestions and plans.
Read it very carefully, pay full attention and take every single word seriously.
Thats AI psychosis right there.
his android brain cant handle the slop.
I think the official adopted is literally Cyberpsychosis, choom.
PsAIchosis
AIcoholics
AIdicts
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It will have strong privacy and security options so you can trust it to handle all of your personal content knowing that no one else can access your information, similar to how encryption works on WhatsApp
Judging by how “private” WhatsApp is, no fucking thank you.
or how private the "pervert glasses"are
Thanks for archiving it. A 6,500 manifesto of empty promises while he lays off thousands of people in his own company. Diabolical and absolute horrific, but please Mark tell us how you are going to make a better society with your dreams and aspirations of Artificial Super Intelligence, when we all know you are just wanting to enslave humanity for profit margins.
Im not reading all that. Grok, summarize this shit in 2 bullet points.
- AI good
- Fuck you, get back to work, peasant
Grok: I can’t access that article. Which Teen USA contestant did you want me to nudify for you?
All of them, obviously.
You’ve been re-added to the list
I wasn’t on the other list. Can I be on this one instead? I don’t think it’s as cool though.
Everyone will have an exceptionally capable personal agent that understands you, your goals, and everything you care about. Your agent will work 24/7 on your behalf to improve your relationships, health, career, finances, home management, hobbies, and more.
Uh how about NO.
So behind the scenes we have billions of the “agents” communicating with each other… On behalf of whom, again?
So the corporation that owns all of these “agents” will have complete control over “winners and losers” at every single level of existence.
They will control who (age, gender, race, finance, literally anything) gets to see a doctor because they will be controlling the agents of the people seeking appointments, as well as those of the doctors scheduling appointments. Just as one quick example I thought of.
Limited resources? No sweat, the “agents” know you’re white so you can at least have some relief knowing that you’ll be ahead of the undesirables when it comes to who gets what they need.
Country X decides they want to try to reign in Meta’s now complete control? Well looks like all of the “agents” for the companies responsible for food and water delivery logistics fucked up in Country X. What a sad coincidence.
And the “saddest” part is that there’s just nobody to blame. After all, it wasn’t done by a person, and you can’t send an LLM to prison.
Oh well.
Can my agent help me seize the means of production? No? Fuck off Zuck.
Haha no. It would probably rat you out for even suggesting it
Suddenly the “agents” behind the scenes of your local PD are aware that it’s something you’ve ever even thought about. And then you’re in an ICE concentration camp. Oops.
This is the thought police that we were warned about. Yet seems like a good portion of people missed that all those stories were meant to be cautionary tales.
Oh my finances? So I get recommended the stock of the day? Nice.
Can it help me topple the system?
All I’m hearing is, “You get a data center! You get a data center!”
I just want universal healthcare for all, is that so hard?
Even for Nazis?
Look into how Nazis were and still are turned…things like universal healthcare make it harder to convince a populace to commit or ignore atrocities.
Sigh, I was trying to set you up for a line like “yes, and I want them to NEED IT!”
He just wants to drive down the premium charge to use frontier models to destroy anthropoic and OAI. Then his support for open models will dry up. But in the meanwhile, let them fight. Having powerful local AI under my own control sounds great.
“Okay, evil asshole” ~ Everyone on Earth
“Similarly, individuals should have access to personal superintelligence and should only be subject to restrictions when truly required.”
He could tell me my ability to forge unicorns will be restricted and I’d still tell him to fuck off. My computer belongs to me.
Zuck keeps seeing Elon Musk raise the bar on “World’s Dumbest Billionaire” and won’t be satisfied until he clears it.
Possibly the most disturbing part is that he reproduced.
Plenty of bad people do, and they rarely make the news. Zuck is unique in having billions of dollars. The problem is his wealth.







