“I’ll bet he’s thinking about other girls.”
I wouldn’t worry about that.
Wasn’t he thinking about both other girls and other guys?
He was bi!
What about fat-bottomed girls?
Such an abusive relationship, can’t even have his own free time. I imagine he must want to break free from it.
Once he does, she won’t be able to stop him.
But she might be able to tie his mother down.
Oooo he’ll wish he had never been born at all
I bet they are actually both trying to figure out which one is the killer queen, dynamite, with a laser beam.
I fear this quandry is guaranteed to blow your mind.
He might also be thinking about scaramouche or doing the fandango or Galileo or Beelzebub 🤷🏼♀️
Well he’s certainly not thinking about Jaws or Star Wars
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicycle
Buuuuuuy sickle
Woooosh
You can’t just woosh someone without explaining the low flying queer aircraft
Something, something fat bottom girls?
IK WIL FIETSEN
lekker
g e k o n o l i s e e r d
Ik weet gelijk wat voor fiets jij hebt.
He was bi so he was probably thinking about riding his bicycle while she was riding him.
Jade give two rides
NOM are great, but in this case I prefer Blümchen’s cover (unfortunately not in any way composed by Blümchen, as she was sixteen at the time of the release).
What am I looking at chief
A musical post ironic interpretation on the song in question.
If by any chance you don’t feel perplexed enough by that, check out ‘Entertainers’ Choir of the Conductors Reserve’.
Once my sister showed me this, it has been baked into my brain every time I hear Bicycle song.
Paseka can not be unheard.
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♫︎ Bicycle race, buy cycle race, buy cigarettes! ♪
🎼I want to ride my bike.








