I know it’s a joke but if this was a man posting a dildo with the same text he’d get flamed
If it was a bar of soap moulded into a cock though we’d probably be seeing a pretty similar post
Rubbing soap on your dick is safe though.
Sticking soap up your snizz is how you get an infection.
Rubbing soap on any part of your body in a way that simulates sex is not “safe”… Especially if that area is your junk.
Edit: when you make a comment of which you can speak on with authority and then a bunch downvotes come because it offended someone’s hypothetical ideal. You guys are worse than /r/the_donald.
Because of Satan?
If you had to ask Satan’s already won.
I love Santa too
I don’t see how masturbating with soap has any increased risk of soap in the urethra than normal washing. Especially when you wash yourself everyday. It would also matter on how often you do it. If you’re jerking it with soap every time you jerk it yeah you increase the likelihood but if it’s a once in a while thing it would be a negligible increase in odds.
I can’t believe I just put that much thought into jerking it with soap.
Men have a similar, although not as sensitive, environment under their foreskin as women do, so it’s not just the urethra that is the issue. That being said, the consequences of that are usually limited to itchiness and a smell, and not a full-blown infection.
Yeah, I call bullshit on this. Not washing under your foreskin is how you get an infection, not washing there too much.
You should wash under there with lukewarm water or, if you absolutely feel the need to, gentle soap that is specifically made for cleaning your privates. Doing it with regular soap can cause issues.
Source: Have foreskin, washed with soap, talked with doctor.
Soap bad, water only
It would be pretty impressive, though.
Dildo shampoo bottles are relatively commonplace though.
Idk man, fucking a bar of soap, clearly on the reg , and leaving it for the world to see is a bit different. Plus I feel like most dildo users have the presence of mind to put that shit up when they’re done.
My ex would disagree as she’d leave hers lying out even when we had company over.
We were both also very mental unwell so that could be a part of it
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Would you mind choosing a verb other than “use” so I know what in God’s name I shouldn’t be doing with conditioner?
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Seeing to yourself? Tossing your salad? Clearing the pipes? Sopping your tissues? Summoning Spiderman? Switching to manual? Burping the serpent? Don’t know it.
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Very kind!
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Are you sure that’s conditioner and not bleach?
This is disturbingly specific 😰
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How many times have you repeated this process? Why was one flayed dick not enough?
Even if you accidentally use conditioner instead of lube, there’s no way it will make the skin of your dick turn black and fall off. It’ll irritate your skin sure, but that won’t happen.
One of two things must actually actually be happening…
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You’re using the conditioner lube to fuck something like sandpaper or a sex toy that is literally set on fire
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You’ve confused conditioner with something like lye or hydrochloric acid
For the love of Christ, get your shit checked out
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This is the kind of wholesome informative content I come to Lemmy for. Thank you for your service, sir!
Actually, wait, I have a question. How did your ball-hair feel aftwards? Did it help with testicular split ends?
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When my sister and I lived with my parents our shower broke for a bit so we had to use my parents’ shower for a few days. Guess who forgot to take their dildo out of there… It was my sister not me but lucky for her and unlucky for me, my parents never clarified so they’ll just think what they will.
If this were a woman posting a dildo she’d get flamed. Use sex toys all you want, but don’t fuck soap, it’s ironically unsanitary
I’ve covered that aspect already in other comment chains.
Also this picture is clearly a joke. You wouldn’t be able to actually use that to masturbate as the hole would grow rapidly. You’d have to lather your hands first using either bar or liquid soap.
Yeah jamming your dick into a solid bar of soap is gonna cause a lot of issues. The one I’d imagine being the first to worry about is your dick getting bruised cause bar soap ain’t exactly soft
What if you make the hole and then soapy fidget spinner?
Now we’re getting somewhere.
And that’s how hula hoops are made!
🤮
You wouldn’t be able to actually use that to masturbate as the hole would grow rapidly
So, you’re telling me the soap owner is a quickshot with a small dick
A shower dildo left there to be found? No… that’d be fuckin weird too
If it was a dildo sculpted out of soap, we’d have the exact same replies as here.
Stupid. This dude has the cleanest dick in the country.
“Eew this penis is too clean to go inside my body” that’s what this whiny bitch sounds like.
No, they totally SHOULD leave. They are clearly too filthy for this CLEAN KING.
“yeah baby you like my baby smooth dick?”
CLEAN KINGS RISE UP.
YOU DROPPED THIS KING 👑 🧼 👀
> Implication: dropped soap
> Implication: you picked it up
> Implication: and you did it for himB A S E D
Hey, at least you can be sure it’s clean.
Because real men wait until marriage to masturbate
I mean, it just never occured to me to drill a hole in a bar of soap, lotion and Palmela Handerson work just fine.
That’s funny. We say Manuela in Spanish because “mano” means hand
In Sweden it’s Lena Handén (Lena = the soft, Handen = hand)
Levaka Rukič i Desanka Šakič.
He’d end up disappointed that her pussy doesn’t bubble during sex, anyway.
Is it… not supposed to?
Whoever your point of reference is, tell them to go to the doctor.
I like the froth
Found the guy that told his gf not to take her antibiotics
No. We do not make that reference here.
Please, why would you do this… 😭😭😭
Dude.
Like a good cappuccino 🥵
Yea, warm and sweet
That’s just a handhold so you don’t drop it
Mmm, soapussy …
We live in a societussy
What a terrible day to have eyes
*eyesussy
I think that’s called a skull fuck
“It’s a part of me and I can wash it however fast I like!"
Or long… Or hard… 😏
How else are you suppose to clean it?
Look, if there’s a more subtle cock soap, I’m all ears.
If you’re all ears, how would you propose to use the soap?
Perhaps he’s Ferengi?
You don’t have to propose, you can just keep it casual.
Soap is abrasive. His dick fucked up.
You’re using the wrong soap in your shower
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I didn’t know that was an option.
Chill he was just blowing bubbles
He also knows Bubbles? Small world!
Hi, I’m Bubbles.
At least it’s clean.
Innocent, I’m not that big.
Stop bragging, I can’t even afford soap
I can spell that from my instance.
Yeah spelling is easy if you’re on the right instance
Lol just saw the typo
