Bitchslut is going to be my new catchphrase

“Aw bitchslut, I just missed the bus!”

“Bitchslut, Scoob, I’m glad that he’s frozen in there and we’re out here”

You’ll love myhouse.wad lawnmower% speedruns

Obligatory Italian (based) shitpost

Sheep dog ‘n’ wolf is a PS1 stealth game based on Ralph the wolf, Wile E Coyote’s cousin. And guess what!

If chess is part of the olympics then videogames should be too

I don’t know, I grew up in the 00s and I remember that the music on the radio was 90% pure unadulterated ass. But then the bad songs get forgotten and the best ones earn their place in history. I believe the same thing happens to all trends and technology. While it’s always great to give old stuff a new life I believe we’ll look back on these days in twenty years and start collecting technology from this decade too. What will it be? No one knows.

Maybe he uses the GOP definition of people: Frozen embryos. That would drop the weight way down

I’m betting on petrified poop

Reminds me of an old joke

Hi, is this the psychic?

Yes, who is it?

Great start…

Was that pretentious pose a fad at the time? Like duckface?

Hell yeah

I’m not glad he was offed, it sets a very dangerous precedent, but I’m not shedding a tear

Masterclass in avoiding the question

Let’s look at the positive side, in case of a trial they wouldn’t have plausible deniability

The only thing I can think about is how hot and sticky and sandy and salty and itchy those (cotton?) swimsuits must be after a day at the beach

Or high voltage electric raceway… Honestly they both make sense. Reminds me of

SATOR

AREPO

TENET

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ROTAS

And sneezing. Have you ever sneeze-sharted? Worst feeling ever

The police car is fron the city of Lucca, which hosts Lucca Comics, one of the biggest comics and videogames convention in Italy. They basically close the whole city center. I guess Team Rocket double parked

Whatever happened to putting a condom on produce? Cheap, infinite choice of shape and size and no sharp edges if it breaks

We had a fireplace at my parents’ house, we used to burn grease and used oil all the time, until we had our first maintenance. Let’s say the chimney sweep wasn’t amused