Come on, make me feel like a man. I’ll start:


What a scythe to be hold
A scythe for sore eyes and that’s for sure
*behold
or, (I guess)
*be heldGrammar was hurt in making of this joke
I love this so much.
Hell Yeah
Straight from c/justguysbeingdudes
lemmy.world/justguysbeingdudes
I forgot how linking works
Just guys trying to link a Lemmy community
Now that’s a proper Dark Souls weapon
Hell yeah!
Oh dang that’s a stick
HELL yeah
Hell Yeah!
A test of your reflexes!
I can’t find a stick like this, so I bought a lifted pickup instead.
beautiful
That’s a beak thing if I ever did see one.

Hell yeah.

I think I need to start wearing rings
“GOT YOUR NOSE”
Hell yeah, always right to fuck up Nazis.
Hell, yeah!
What’s she hitting him with?
Her handbag
Ohhhh, thanks :P
I was confused by the perspective
Hopefully there’s a brick in there


HELL YEAH…it should’ve been fucking hydrochloric acid. Or petrol with someone smoking nearby.
I would’ve been smoking nearby for that


close the thread, nothing beats the cool stick
I was racking my brain to come up with the best picture, but I saw this and knew this was the right answer.
We can all go home. We’re done here.
Yes ! Yes ! !stick@sh.itjust.works
STICK!
Yesss!! Hell yeah!
I don’t know why, but every primal nerve in my body says I NEED IT!
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Ngl… Great stick.
Oh hell yeah!
Short Staff of Wailing Creature
9-19 DMG
+10 INT
+5 WIS
+4 CON
+25% Nature Res.
+15% Shadow Res.
On Use (20/20): Summon 2 Wailing Creatures (up to a maximum of 6) to your side for 30 seconds
Wailing Creatures have a chance to frighten enemies for 5 seconds
I love your dedication to those stats. Thank you for spending the time/care, I just read them to my spouse
Badass staff right there.

That does look fun!
That rider was the GOAT
Other way around, sir.
We need this in Lemmy.world/c/motorcycles
Call it goat rossie or something

I hate Illinois Nazis.
I used to hate Illinois Nazis. I still do, but I used to, too.
Good on you, Mitch!
Just Illinois ones?
In the 70s and 80s, Nazi groups in America were very fringe, so the comedy comes from the juxtaposition that such a wackjob extremist group would take root in somewhere as banal and Midwest as rural Illinois was viewed at the time.
Now if you’ll excuse me, Carrie Fisher is coming after me with a battle rifle, I have to drive my used Cop Car with Cop Shocks and Cop Suspension through a shopping mall
MAGA, when Nazis were fringe groups, and got punched when showing up in public.
Fr bro 😪
it’s not a joke, the National Socialist Party of America was headquartered in Chicago. there was a famous supreme court case about their right to hold a demonstration in the mostly-Jewish suburb of Skokie that took place in 1977, three years before the movie came out
edit: to clarify, the legal case took place in 77. the Nazis won but the demonstration never actually happened
Hell yeah!
*horns start playing *

hell yeah
Wait! Did it happen again?


What is that like 10am on Christmas day?
You win
Oh shiiiiiit that’s the good stuff.
Hell. Yeah.
Hell yeah!
ahahaha PSP Fat!!
idk wether to say “ts stuff” or “that’s so hot” because it’s both
On the Gardiner?? I call bullshit. Gotta be photoshopped or something.
Dayum

Ride Shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste!
And maybe don’t take this -ax through the Swamp of Sadness, yeah?
And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider’s name was Death.
Hell yeah.

That’s an AI image

Dang it! I knew it was too good to be true.
They do make jackets like this.
Quilted like that? Where the arms have beer that’s at the same level as the chest? Without sagging like a mofo because of the beer’s weight? With a regular straw that doesn’t reach? Without any residue in the vinyl above?
Here’s what it looks like, functional, holding chili.
https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/PjUEee9gfaWqVMQ9x92f4M.jpg
You’re looking at a commonly slopped image.
I think this is one of those cases where I ignore the providence of the image for the entertainment value.
Certainly preferable to some other AI slop people produce.
Ew. Warm beer? Pass
Maybe it’s long island iced tea?
“Can you get back home with your own two legs” challenge.
It’s a parka, you’d only be wearing it if you were outside on a cold day anyway. He’s wearing it indoors in the photo, but that’s AI. In reality, he’d be outside.
Is this what we can expect in the future? Serious discussions over the details of AI photographs? This whole world is fucking screwed.
incorrect. he is outside, under a roof.
So the cold weather is his refrigeration system.
“With hearts as spoiled as boiled beer.” the last unicorn
*piss
Now where’s the catheter
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“You don’t drink beer, you only rent it.”
I’ve had that thought every single time I’ve used a urinal in a bar, for my entire life.
That seems like a strange way to drink beer. Please post more info
Yeah, like where can you get one of these, just so I can avoid it? Looks like a Temu or AliExpress offering. I’ll go check it out, and make sure I know where to avoid it from.

Hell yeah!

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Jesus. When was this from?? 2010?
Hell yeah! Crackstyle, a true classic
Hell naw
Post malone really let himself go, huh?
Also, hell yeah

WE WANT BEER
This is the one. That photo triggered a sense of primal outrage in me. I’m no heavy drinker, but I really enjoy a cold beer, and denying that to a man is unconcionable.

Vanity breed who struggles to breathe? Hell no.
He’s a rescue.
Hell yeah!
Excellent! I am sorry for disparaging your contribution to the thread. I get really worked up about people supporting breeders who perpetuate unhealthy breeds, but of course the ones that already exist need good homes.
People who also hate shitty dog breeder. Hell yeah
Hell yeah.
It’s not his fault, be mad at the person who bred him, not him for existing.
This dog is a rescue, so you are correct in this case. But people who buy unhealthy breeds from breeders are just as much the problem as the breeders themselves. If the demand for these breeds disappeared, the breeders would stop. It’s their job and they chose breeds to meet market demand.
Honestly, I think anyone who buys any animal from a breeder is an asshole. The pounds have enough pets to satisfy nation wide demand and then some. There’s zero excuse not to get a rescue.
I used to think this until one day I looked at a local shelters available dogs online and they were literally all pitbulls and other fighting dogs. Granted I was living in a shithole at the time but if your only options are no dog, dog that is at least 25% descended from something bred to be violent, and paying somebody who seems to not be 100% evil for a poodle I’m at least sympathetic to the third option now.
That’s fair and I think there’s also the aspect of hypoallergenic dogs that should be considered. But I do think dog breeding needs better regulation.
Cause Mama, Mama I’m coming home… RIP Ozzy.
Pawzzy Pawsbourne
Prince of barkness
Pug Jesus
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