Yeah, but the ones in real life are more terrifying than the ones in any horror story ever told

I’ll take that over

Can anyone help me figure out [the exact issue you, the reader, need help with]?

Edit: I figured it out on my own. Mods, you can lock this thread.

Yeah it’s not really constructive for people to just immediately assume “you are a citizen of <insert nation here> and therefore you are 100% supportive of everything your government is doing.”

I also haven’t looked.

putin to the ground.

I hope Putin is in the ground soon

I want to wear cute outfits on the trolley

Broke: refunding the commission

Woke: throwing in a freebie for mom

Won’t someone please think of the billionaires!? 😭😭😭

Double jumping has to be one of the most useful features of HRT

The first two times it was funny because bigots are just that pathetic. The third time felt awful because there’s an innocent child being raised by someone with heart full of hate. Hopefully that kid turns out okay and finds a good therapist to help unpack what a piece of work their father is.

That can’t be him in the photo. I saw him rescuing a kitten out of a tree on the other side of the country that day, said he was on his way to volunteer at a homeless shelter.

Ah, a government registry for peaceful, law-abiding citizens that are part of a vulnerable, scapegoat minority.

Nothing problematic has ever come from that, right?

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I think this is the episode where they get a pool in the back of a truck, can’t remember the name.

This happens before the pool. Bart and Lisa are complaining about the heat, the ice cream man drives by saying “ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM!” They look up excitedly before he adds “WE’RE ALL OUTTA ICE CREAM!” Soon after this truck comes by and the driver is saying “Chili! Boiling hot, Texas style chili!” I quote this guy literally any time I make chili.

Ant(i)-meme

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Just to clarify, they weren’t voting to overturn same-sex marriage. They’re voting on whether to formally request that SCOTUS overturns their own decision that federally legalized it in the first place. This measure is identical to one passed last year that didn’t go anywhere in SCOTUS.

Chef Mike Rawave worked hard to make those menu items!

Minority report

You freak out at first but then he uses the ol’ fetus deletus spell

The thing about a jimmy, it’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When it comes at you it doesn’t seem to be livin’… until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.