Still easy enough to cross out the windows name drops

Fucking hate seeing people talk about how we have “literal AI” now. No we don’t, we have LLMs that have been marketed as AI.

That’s what happens when you only have a handful of media companies owned by a handful of billionaires.

My daughter’s been watching Frog and Toad lately, bought her the book set for Christmas. It’s a fucking vibe.

“Please stop calling us Nazis!” They said as their neighbors moved innocents into their attics to hide them from being kidnapped by the secret police.

The US has been the leader of the free world for the past 80 years. Trump has managed to hand the keys to the kingdom over to China in just over 1 year. Art of the deal.

Ah, the ol’ “cop pretending to be a human being with empathy / just a typical mask off cop” routine

“Gomez was taken off the force after trying report all the illegal shit the bad cops, aka all the other cops, are doing.”

“Mpreg but for women” has some serious “virgin edibles, like edibles without the weed” energy

Oh, you sweet summer child

IUI, not IVF.

IVF involves a weeks-long regimen of injections to make the ovaries overproductive, extracting the egg cells from the ovaries, inseminating them in a lab environment, waiting a few days for the embryos to develop, then implanting a viable embryo into the womb.

IUI involves squirting semen up into the womb with a syringe (or in this case a squirting strap-on).

Edit: forgot to add, ☝️🤓

You can’t count sand unless you specify a unit to count, as you did by saying “grains” of sand. You can’t count “sands” because it’s unclear how much sand counts as “one sand.” Is it grains? Molecules? Grams?

Keep in mind, units can be implicitly rather than explicitly stated. If you ask a waiter to bring two waters to the table, they’ll understand from context that you want two glasses of water.

“Why bother taking a screenshot on your own? You could spend 10x as much time describing what you want a screenshot of to Copilot. And after it gives you something you didn’t want, you can spend another 10 minutes looking up open source alternatives to Snipping Tool Copilot Edition.”

-Satya Nadella, super in-touch CEO of Microslop

My favorite part of Homander is when he says “it’s Homanding time!” And then he homands all over those guys.

Ah, but you accelerated it by dropping it from the top of a very tall building that I happened to be standing next to on the sidewalk.

Born too late to have a livable minimum wage

Born too early to have an animal tail surgically attached to my body

Born just in time to have a payment plan for the hot dog I purchased

They keep saying LLMs will replace jobs. Maybe we replace their jobs and just see how it goes?