The First 4 references at the top, are followers of John the Baptist who got bounced from their [Jewish] community for following Jesus. The bottom group “first & second John” is actually a dude named John.

This guy gets it

I can’t think of a politician Jesus whipped. What’s that referencing? Closest thing that comes to mind is the temple moneychangers…

“let’ go streeeeeaking!” -Mark

How is the Grinch anti-capitalist? Small-hearted Grinch hoards all the presents but his goal is to make others sad/not sing, iirc. And after his heart-soze increase he is more generous and contrite… but is either of those behaviors anti-capitalist?

If we stretch and pretend the Grinch returning stolen property is “generous sharing” and that’s anti-capitalist then we’d probably have to rethink Santa too (even tho often used as a prop in commercials).

Watch Gianmarco new special it was everything you’ve been missing. “Thief of joy” it’s so clearly a new era in dark comedy, and thank God it’s not like the old days.

Hey… I’m so glad that guys kid is NOT homeschooled…

That’s Exactly why I ask! Lol, under that definition you just proposed (doesn’t quickly make sick) rocks or slow acting poisons are edible. Derive nutrition? Won’t kill you? But another train of logic might be "is able to be chewed/digested by body - in which case poisons are edible - once.

Define edible

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Best post of the month imo

Hahaha. Oops. Face blindness. And now you know how old I am.

Hooook

Probably higher birthrate than the Antarctic

It is definitely possible a “decent” living standard is lower in their minds then mine or yours or ours. I am very curious

This. You’re the real hero.

Dumb dad here. Heeeelp. What’s the joke I’m so obviously missing?

What pic are they referencing?

Yep! Our family said this exact same words and translated our CV into Spanish and German. My wife was depressed at first that her fifteen years of working in academia and research all comes to this simple idea. There is clearly no future here.

The institute she is at did not take on a single PhD candidate this year (for the first time in its history)… Meaning some PhDs will graduate this year and next year etc - but in four or five (or seven, lol) years the real impact of that decision will hit.

,…For half an hour