Mistaking kerosene for aftershave?

WHOA!

Ahh but can they spell it correctly?

Look, all I said was, “That bowl of jambalaya was good enough for Joseph Sisko.”

Rafa, the aliens, they love it!

I also get those irritating fluorescent pimples where my nostrils meet my cheek, Mr. Honor Stealer. It sucks.

Link doesn’t work for me. Looks like some // fixes it.

OG xkcd.

The executive branch can do that alone? I thought the legislative branch was required to expand SCOTUS.

You’ll raise hell, nevermind pulses.

I thought so at first, but now I think it’s a paradox joke. She’s browless and desperately hoping they’ll grow back, but she definitely doesn’t want to grow a beard. She hopes Spock is fucking with her, because if he is not…

And in the long meantime before they grow back, she’ll be checking her cheeks for growth.

I was not there, Gandalf. This was before even my time.

Reminds me of a Jon Stewart cutaway: “Context. It’s why old people are sad.”

16 kilodaltons* but it’s a mouthful.

Ahhh, now I see. That makes sense. Thanks for the video!

More than I expected. I appreciate your honesty. How is it thus far? Any highlights?

The dude who’s about to lose his seat?