At least I’m not as dumb as Marv was in Home Alone.
I’m more like Marv in Home Alone 2.
Electrocuted to the point of becoming a skeleton?
That bit needs to be done more in live action shit. HA2 is the only non-animated example of it I can even recall.
And it still holds up and is fucking funny as hell.
Too many bricks to the face?
Marveling at a great big hole
WHOA!
“What a hole!”
Mistaking kerosene for aftershave?
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These are guys that were hellbent in killing a 12 year old boy during Christmas. I don’t think ethics rank highly in their minds.
Yes, also, super easy to see that it was them who burgled those houses. And destruction of property is an extra crime with extra time.
I believe this is addressed in the narrative.
Yeah, the very end of the movie the cop says something like “oh and thanks for leaving all the water on in the houses you robbed so we know which ones were you” or something like that
Can you not
Fuck I look like the ginger version of him too
Oh gross, a Ginger.
Me too…
Yeah but I don’t look that old because I don’t smoke or go outside.😅
He was born in 1957. That makes him only 33 at the age of filming.
Yes, isnt that what the meme says? 2023-1990=33
Yes, I just did the math for the lazy.
I don’t like this even tho it doesn’t technically apply to me 🕶️
So I’ve been older than him for 14 years.
This you?
Not yet, still have 19 years to go. (He was only 66 there? Yikes!)
But I’ve still got 9 years before I catch up to Pesci in Home Alone
Dude I’m 6 years older than he was in Home Alone. Fuck….
