Censoring “shoot” now? Wtf. If you need to censor such inoffensive words to post something to a platform, you should get off that platform.
Fuck I hate sanitised internet.
And to celebrate the fediverse: fuck fuck shit fuck ass ayyyy macarena 😄
Fuck!
How dare you say the M word! No one should ever say that, you sick bastard!!
How come we haven’t gotten a dance+song combo since gangam style?
We have, you’ve just aged out of the demographic
Laying down on a heating pad cause my back hurts today makes this sting really bad.
Jokes on you. Lumberg is my porn preference.
Has he seen your O face?
I gotta keep this at 34 upvotes
Rule
Exactlly
Is that better or worse than being weird and having boring porn preferences?
Better, if you’re weird but not freaky, then ya got nothin’ to justify the weirdness
Because guns? Probably. Still idiotic.
Yeah ik and we are doing It to ourselves.
It should result in a ban. The worst is I’ve seen memes reposted where the original wasnt censored at all
So tired of censorship. It makes things like this not even funny.
I agree wholeheartedly, but this wasn’t funny even without censorship.
Touché
Let’s celebrate the Fediverse by saying the seven deadly words for TV
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits
- shit
- piss
- fuck
- cunt
- cocksucker
- motherfucker
- tits
- fart
- turd
- twat
Is this karaoke? Are we singing that Blink 182 song?
It’s a famous comedy skit. https://youtu.be/kyBH5oNQOS0
The full show, Live at Carnagy Hall is great and I honestly recommend most of Carlin’s standup.
🎶I fucked your mooooom 🎶
What got removed?
Oh no, I hope this post won’t get demonetized
Hijo de puta!
Puta madre
If people can’t stay off the more restrictive, corporate-friendly platforms, they should at least avoid dumping the censored shit here as well. Going to start blocking individual users…
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This is just a worse version of a Family Guy cutaway gag of the same context. And censored shittily. Fuck this post.
That’s just ignorant. I got shot at a festival. Not school.
Ameri
cansposting socialmediaAmeripingsomed?
I had a stroke
Is it just Americans? My understanding that most mainstream platforms were full of this bullshit.
In the name of her majesty, I have arrived.
Coming from just a comedic point of view mentioning school shootings when talking about the US is bottom of the barrel humor, not because it’s too offensive it’s just hack and overdone at this point.
Just get a new joke
The jokes will stop when the school shootings stop.
Until then:
Even the UK foppish sex joke is pretty old. I remember a Dana Carvey special from 1995 making the same joke about the infamous Hugh Grant blowjob.
It’s also a disproportionate response. “British people talk funny” gets “American school children are regularly shot at school, lol tragedy”.
The most impressive thing I have learned about Americans from TV and movies is that they have sex with all their underwear on, so that when they get out of bed they don’t accidentally glimpse each other’s private parts.
The British any time they talk about america
Which is still less often than school shootings in America
Oof.
Yeah. They are going soft con you
Why is sex corrected to “six”? Is this a Kiwi meme?
Wherever this was originally shared\posted, someone circumvented the site’s detector bot for blocked words by paint-brushing over the word(s)… but still readable to humans.
It’s an annoying new trend.Why don’t they just post somewhere that won’t block it then? Surely the point of this is that children would be safe there, so this just screws everybody.
Close your eyes op.
Shoot.
You can look now.
How is OP supposed to know when to open their eyes?
Oh shoot, they’ve probably still got their eyes shut to this day.
As an american, i can confirm.
“Brilliant”
Wait I thought the brits were the cousin fuckers
Just the royals
The royals are child fuckers
