Lies, Lidl doesn’t have any emtpy boxes.

I had to go to Aldi.

And then photocopy the shirt!

The war with Iran has been won so many times. No other war has been won more than that one. Many people are saying it. Very great people.

Kernel?

On the other hand, lending money to the poor…

So you’re fine as long as you don’t unseal the leopards.

That’s because vending machines aren’t actually paid at all and rely entirely on tips. Little known fact.

I thought fluid ounces were flozzes?

Oz is Australia, everybody knows that.

It’s a game cartridge for rack servers.

So, potentially, crows could gang up with elephants and whales?

I thought it came from Slashdot, or possibly Usenet…

recorded a collective video appeal in which they reported a violation of their rights

Silly russians, they think they have rights.

Just cool with Cabernet Sauvignon, and you’re also saving lots of water.

Your math is revolutionary.

Because I can lift my bowl and just push the rest of the food in my mouth. Instead of moving it around with a fork.

Maybe he was in a pressure chamber of some kind?

I just twist the top off and roll the bottom up, like toothpaste.

Just install any widespread distribution, add Steam. Same thing as SteamOs.

Presidential health coverups have been a very common recurring occurrence all over the world.