wut

:3

ungrateful mfs saying “what the fuck are you doing in my home” instead of kindly showing me out

i know someone who can :3

can i join in 🥺

are your boobs boobing boobily like mine :3

im sure theyre almost done…

damn you posted this 12 hours and youre still going

well what about we the people that want to think about anal sex every time theres an update for the minecraft redstone server

can i get off the bus too this is my stop

no idea (pick me pick me pick me)

youre pulling bitches im pulling the weight of all of my failings

well how about you stop putting money in the laundry first and foremost

i have a dog bed with your name on it

suffering from success

uhhhhh i could vaguely shape myself into a capsule if that would help

2 thoughts at once how does she do it

born to be terminally online forced to contribute to society 😤

am i your meds O.o