Are you prepared to rescue and reconstruct it when it goes down in lava flames, though?

Crude oil is a helluva drug.

coup de tar

followed by a

coup de feather

I can’t believe France has developed trains that run on biomass!

More like

11:00 am

11:03 am

First of all, it’s not true. It’s not true that John Oliver fucked a couch. So if you have any proof that John Oliver fucked a couch stop gossiping and go right to the police with it.

You should have…

checked your posting.

Leader (possibly) of the civilizing forces

Ah yes, now my brain recognizes the photo that is cropped from. Probably didn’t immediately recognize it because all my brain remembers of the full photo is balding Elon.

Who is that in the bottom right?

oh shit riseup

Of the four “Star” franchises: Wars, Trek, -gate, and Search, “-gate” is easily my third favorite.

oh shit riseup

here’s 1 billion dollar

Top right. No thought behind those eyes but chaos and destruction.

They lost their shit.

Those always were just code for criticizing his skin color.

The V in “Mr V” is for “very dank”

Hi, Intrepid Hero!