Smart Linus dropping good natured zingers on Less Smart Linus was the tonic I didn’t know I needed.

I bet there were dozens of Grugs who tamed fire and were promptly beaten to death by the rest of the tribe. Fucking conservatives, man.

Motherfucker.

I was trying to go back, sorry

Circumplasty set to be the next big craze. Make it bigger than before so it looks like a JNCO leg. “Oh baby I love the way your shit is so baggy”

You know, if any of the younger members of the adminstration have registered accounts, Nintendo could do the funniest thing ever to their Switch 2s.

That is beautiful work.

Even after learning the identity of the (alleged) shooter, I don’t think it matters one bit who killed him or why; he’s Horst Wessel now, a martyr for MAGA to spur their people on.

Nothing good will come from any of this.

Kirk was a piece of shit who got wealthy by spreading hatred. The ironic manner of his death was, for someone who despised him like I did, picture perfect, but it feels hollow knowing what’s coming next, and also…

Kirk was a piece of shit but he didn’t deserve to be assassinated. Nobody does. I think I only realised this after I stopped laughing.

Fuck, he was a piece of shit though.

I don’t know shit about the actual mechanics of AI image generation, but I know they always start as random noise, and if you averaged out the hex values of every pixel, they would end up a uniform shade of grey. Or something like that.

Someone else who knows: please weigh in!

And this is why Kirk had to be sacrificed.

Oh fuck that got me good

His literal last words.

Please tell me it’s true

Edit: it’s fucking true

I don’t think it’s even AI generated. Don’t all the colours have to balance out to grey? It looks too dark and red. And the “Chipocalypse” was absolutely hand-drawn. And that’s Trump’s head pasted on Robert Duvall’s body from an actual still in the movie; AI wouldn’t do that.

Unless I’ve fallen behind the aigen curve again, I think this is bona fide meatsack art and that makes it…worse.

Why don’t presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?

Doesn’t matter what the scale is: it’s still zero.

Maybe they meant procrasturbation

For a cult that is so transphobic, these figures sure all want to look like Pete Burns.

Simulation ran out of skins for the NPCs

Chemical Plant Zone, Sonic 2.