





Also “fireworks” and “people minding their own business as they walk past your house.”


Windows five minutes after installing a web browser: “Welcome to Edge! We’ve imported your tabs from Chrome for you.”
So the solution is to sleep like the Coneheads?

2004 or 2005, there was some “low bandwidth gamer radio” that I used while gaming on dial up. I’ve looked everywhere for it, would probably never use it again since I’m on fiber instead of dial up now, but it just bugs me not being able to remember what it was called. I’ve found other services like that that would have been active at the time, but looking at their UI in screenshots or wayback machine snapshots, none of them look familiar.


“Well, of course I know him. He’s me.”


We did it Patrick! We ended immorality!
I R Baboon
What about the parsley, rosemary and thyme?





In fact, the crew count has increased by one.
“Oh okay. That explains the grey hairs.”
Man and machine, Wormhole X-TREME!


I want to quit the gym!


Ashes Of The Benchmark 2
Flashforward and Stargate Universe both ended on cliffhangers after two seasons within a year of each other. Just as I was healing and willing to give TV a chance again, they canceled Helix. Also on a cliffhanger after two seasons.

