My mom still uses Office '97 (no joke). I told her it’s best to stick with it.

I seem to remember South Park having a word for inconsiderate people like this, but I can’t remember what it was…

PFSD

Adobe rep, is that you?

four eyes

Five eyes?

Let them clean up that train derailment in peace!

+1 for Weird Al. His non-swearing is part of his art, and it’s one of the few times where I 100% respect it.

Also, his most recent polka (“Polkamania,” 2024) has some perfect censorship using drip, donkey, and cat sound effects.

Yeah, yah messin’ with some 💧🐴😺

I already make my own.

Isn’t that 18:22?

Edit: It’s both.

Watching a transphobic bigot unknowingly rocking out to “Lola” by The Kinks… chef’s kiss

It would be interesting if, hypothetically, someone installed some steel rebar in place of the plastic… and just slid the plastic around the steel to hide it.

Hypothetically.

Can I be your bodyguard? You can be my long lost pal.

Usual BBC slant on anything vegan. They are consistently doing their best to make avoiding animal products seem dangerous.

Nooch FTW. B12’s important for vegans to consider, but a vegan diet doesn’t make a person “delusional”… B12 deficiency does.

Long dog is long.

Not if you sleep your way up the political chain, a la Leanne Cartman.

Does anyone else notice AI just being referred to as “intelligence” in the media a lot now? Seems very sudden and very sus.

You’re not wrong. Mike Judge had a scarily good grasp on that.

Why hasn’t that been invented yet? Cursors that curse at you when you click.

Or reproduce.

In the wise words of Kel Mitchell, “I’m a dude, he’s a dude, 'cause we’re all dudes. (Hey!)”