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Well, damn. Knowledge dropped. 🤘🏼

Can we get an enhance here? If it weren’t for the rape victims’ testimonies, I wouldn’t believe either of those “people” were anatomically correct. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Um. Sorry. That’s grass.

Hmmm. So, you mean… Cannabis makes math hard for a nonzero number of people,

…and likely makes the inherent irony of pop anything let alone country as “working” class music, well, a little uncomfortable for also a nonzero number of people.

Cool cool. Tracks.

Hot damn indeed! That sounds incredible! How would you compare it to bison or beefalo, even?

I bowhunted in the upper E of N. Am in my teens & 20s, and love preparing venison for any reason, especially for others. It’s just 🤌🏼

It takes a couple of changes to how one might be used to cooking red meat (and maybe a bit more attention to the process, for some), but mmmm mmm, it’s my favorite red meat.

Until yak, it seems… 😵

The latter comes with a stripey hat and a steam whistle.

One might say, they couldn’t be arsed.

With the shamefully antiquated Electoral College still in place, that’s an interesting push. Of course, that’s assuming there is an election. 😶‍🌫️

Side note: you subconsciously pilfer for the proletariat? Sounds like a tough gig. Your ire is likely well-placed, and I support your low-altitude efforts. 🤘🏼

Something tells me that researcher wasn’t allowed to hold the staff and just decided to cover for lack of citable valuation spec. Or, the bearer at the time paid their academic fees, etc.

Either way, everything has a price, no matter if it’s for sale —especially to a D&D party. 😐 It may not manifest as commerce, but it will cost them.

The trick is getting said sovereign into glue form in the first place. That’s basically why the item’s so rare. They’re super wily, that way.

See? Now, I’m curious what other fun spells’d come outta flipping the word order of existent ones. 🤩

Like, would conjuring a Hand Mage call up a street magician?

Also, would Person Hold be a ritual hug spell?

Or, Cage Force grant a target incredible Con-Air hair?

That’s an odd way to cast Fireball, but sure. 🧏🏼

Even if you don’t like that solution, the chance that someone at the table does and has it loaded, is firmly nonzero.

Nah, that’s the lore bard just waiting for the trolley to be w/in range of the pompous wizard on the lever while everyone else yells their opinion at said poindexter…

S/he’s about to drop an up cast fireball on the trolley, “accidentally” take out the wizard, and get the party to the next puzzle to break …on the way to cracking their DM’s resolve. ☝🏼

Considering Gygax was notorious for gleefully murdering PC (mine incl [thx GC]), this also tracks for RAI, IMHO.

Obviously: while the rest of the party argues, the trigger-happy blaster drops an upcast fireball on the trolley.

Next puzzle, dungeon “master”. 😅😶

Hot damn, I love this place. 🖖🏼

Don’t worry, the corp’s just gonna hold onto it for a loss at that completely bullshit valuation for as long as it can —while millions die of exposure, starvation, hopelessness, et al, every year.

The system is working exactly as designed.

It’s bottoms all the way down.