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Lemiwinx@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 years ago

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Lemiwinx@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 years ago
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    where is Reagan?

    • owenfromcanada@lemmy.world
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      Middle, top, behind the text

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        Don’t slander Lucifer like that!

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    Bro is talking about hell but forgot to add reagan

    • owenfromcanada@lemmy.world
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      No, he’s there, in the middle floating above everyone else.

      • catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works
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        Literally worse than Hitler confirmed

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    You made me check to see if Dick Cheney is still alive.

    He is, and he has 2 DWIs, and he got 5 draft deferments during the Vietnam War and said about it “I had other priorities in the '60s than military service.”

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    … I really hope these fucks aren’t really in hell or I’ll be rally bummed out when finally get there.

    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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      Theyre in turbo hell, which was a joint project between Satan, Hel, Persephone, and Hades after the shittiest portions of their underworlds reach max capacity. Though it should be noted Hades had only minor imput into the project since he was running play dates between Garmr and Cerberus.

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        In turbohell, theres only one toilet and every night is curry night.

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        Hm, sounds like a good place to take a trip to (hell vacations), but not rally move there.

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    Who is the guy at the right oft Mao?

    Although I assume, the list doesn’t aim for completeness, I’d have put e.g. Saddam or Pinochet there too.

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      That would be Ted Bundy.

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        thx

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    I did a double-take, because for some reason I thought you had Don S. Davis in the picture.

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      My favorite general

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      I felt utterly ashamed when I had that same thought, before noticing who really was depicted. Good to know I won’t have the bear that shame alone. 😅

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        Shame?

        BROTHERS AND SISTERS. HEAR ME.

        There is no shame in being mistaken, only in refusing to see the truth.

        It is unfortunate that this scum bears a resemblance to Hammond of Texas. But you have seen your mistake for what it was, dwell on it no further.

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      Hammond of Texas

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      I learned today that Don Davis was also an enthusiastic painter and talented visual artist. Such a blessed soul.

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      Bold, military leader. Checks all the boxes.

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        Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth, shol’va.

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    babe, wake up. New urinal just dropped

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    This implies that Harambe is the polar opposite of Adolf Hitler, and I am all for that.

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    Believe it or not, straight to hell

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    You think Slobodan is chugging them shots in hell?

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    I take offense to my best boy Prigozhin being in this lineup. Heaven got another angel with that one.

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      Maybe he can try organising a coup and overthrowing the devil.

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        Better not stop halfway

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      He can’t get to heaven, because Girkin will smite him with Buk on the way there

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    Why isn’t David Ben Gurion there? The OG ethnic cleanser of Palestine.

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      Bro read too many al jazeera to know basic history. The dude accepted the UN resolution allowing Palestine to be a state, then got a war in 3 fronts which he won.

      Blame the UN, or maybe the sorry excuse of the arab leaders of the time. Not the man who accepted and recognized the right of a Palestinian state.

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        Bro read too much Hasbara. Read Ilan Pappe and how the Hagana had Plan Dalet to ethnically cleanse Palestine in 1948 which they did with gusto UN partition plan be damned. They even murdered the UN Special Rapporteur (a Swede who saved Jews from the Holocaust) because he got in their way.

        History according to Zionists makes all Zionists the heroes. Big surprise.

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    Imagined Hitler giving him a kiss on the cheek

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    Going to say Stalin really does have the best mustache action.

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