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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking

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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.
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    Facts!

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    Is that the guy that likes to give blow jobs to dead pigs?

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      That’s probably how he caught werewolf gonorrhea.

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      You have to be careful with information like that. It might encourage some greedy little pigboy to become an hero.

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      I thought that was former UK Prime Minister David Cameron.

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        ¿Por que no los dos? Maybe they even like to do it together?

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    Almost worth making a Facebook account to disseminate facts like this.

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      almost

    • Agrivar@lemmy.world
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      Removed by mod

      • criticon@lemmy.ca
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        I keep mine alive for the same reason. This got me to post there for the first time since 2 or 3 years

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    They stopped fact checking just like Twitter didn’t stop fact checking. It means they only stopped fact checking right wing news or popular posts that Zuckerberg doesn’t like.

    I assure you, if a Luigi post got popular, Facebook will “fact check” it before it gains traction.

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      Just like any corporate status quo enforcer would yeah. Eh this is me probably preaching to the choir.

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        Now that you mention it, it’s interesting, considering how we all share the same views, how we use this platform to preach to ourselves rather than to organize and collaborate

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          Interesting and unfortunate.

        • Sixty@sh.itjust.works
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          I’ve long said that it’s possible venting anger on social media may be kinda like announcing you’re gonna do something healthy and then not actually following through, because the brain’s flawed reward system gives you the good feel chemicals for just fantasizing about going on that run instead of actually going for a run.

          The next question I consider is if it wasn’t a deliberate consequence in the early internet…are the billionaire corporates in charge of social media platforms aware of this now, thereby actively seeking out ways to make us docile more efficiently so we don’t get “uppity?”

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    Ol’ Rat Cock is at it again, smh.

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    Ya know if the online world becomes such a cesspool because of Musk and Zuckerberg that it actually brings back the old internet, that would be fucking funny.

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      Give me niche websites by hobbyists, not “influencers” and stumbleupon 2.0!

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        Yesss

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      This gif looks like it’s from a mid-90s GeoCities page.

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        Reject modernity, embrace You’re The Man Now Dog.

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    The UHC killer Mark Zuckerberg who framed Luigi?

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    I heard he eats prolapsed sphincters of diseased elderly animals.

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      Isn’t that just a hotdog?

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        it’d be basically all sausages except hot dogs, since hot dogs are generally skinless afaik and hold together because they’re like 30% flour.

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      No that’s RFK

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    Congrats for the upgrade!

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    not fair, in the metaverse he has a big dong

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      In fact, it exceeds the metaverse maximum by exactly 3 inches. I saw an internal meeting about it where he said “take that, Chad. Who’s got a small dick now?”

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    That’s wrong. He wants the user base to check the facts.

    Looks correct, if you ask me…

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      Facts are of course by majority rule

  • Rowan Thorpe@lemmy.ml
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    Yet, although this exhibits strong The Onion energy, strictly speaking this could be posted in Not The Onion. Names matter, and I would love to be a fly on the wall witnessing the momentary meltdowns when people read this there…

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    his stupid new hair only makes him look even more punchable, somehow

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      Reports on meta state he’s at least 10x more punchable.

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    I can understand why he did this. This man has the smallest penis energy I’ve ever seen in my life.

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