The real reason why Mistral Le Chat was launched
I’m sure it’s nothing new. They are used to the confusing nature of English, as us anglophones have been yelling “seal egg!” (phoque oeuf) for years, and seals are mammals, yo.
Mammals have eggs. They are just usually very small. Except for platypus.
The only requirement for being a mammal is nipples. Or, more specifically, mammary glands.
Fur and three inner-ear bones and a broad neocortex are important, too…but not as big as nipples.
I have nipples Greg; can you milk me?
Ok, but then what about smurfs
*Purring
*Licks butt
*farts
*looks at you blamingly
Meow
Thread : 3h ago.
Accourt : 2 days.You were waiting for your moment, weren’t you ?
purrrrrrrrrrr
I farted.
francophones pronounce “chat” like anglophones: \tʃat\

So it’s just Zoomer-speak (“Chat, I farted”) instead?
The funny part is we decided to pronounce “chat” in perfect english, but the remaining letters will stay french no matter what.
So it’s more like “female cat, I farted”
not really, because chatte doesn’t have the t in front of the ch sound, so it’s \ʃat\ (shat) instead of \tʃat\ (chat)
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What part indicates that it means female cat? You can use chatte for that but it also means pussy so probably don’t.
That Phil Fish? Where’s Fez 2!?
Pretty sure he said fuck it, took his ball and went home on that one a while ago.
Yeah it’s 15 years past time to expect anything else from him. Just surprised to see his name pop up.
He’s occasionally entertaining to follow on Mastodon. Doesn’t post a lot but gives zero fucks
Fez is soooo good!
Chat, is this fart real?
I was going to high school in France when Saw 6 came out.
Everyone was calling it sausage - was pretty funny at the time.
Saw Six / saucisse
I’m a non native English speaker and I’ve never heard it pronounced like the letters would be pronounced like in my native language. Always like English (with an accent). Do french speakers do that?
They do. Otherwise it would sound like Chat JPT. So they say Chat J’ai Pété
There’s a company that unironically calls itself “Mendix”.
I love that for them. That’s hilarious. It’s like when I found out what Pajero means. Every time I see one driving around I call out ‘wankah!’
This is the 58th time I’ve seen this
This is the 978th time I’ve seen a comment like this and I still don’t understand the point.
The point is people like new content and if OP just keeps reposting over and over it’s annoying. Hence a very slight pushback. If we wanna get into this meta criticism stuff, I’ve seen the pushback to pushback comments like yours here 928473927342 times.
So downvote and move on. You’re not gonna stop it. Or keep being a nonce. Whatever.
But you? You’re different. You’re going to stop people from expressing annoyance at the same shit posted over and over. Yep.
God no. It’s obviously very important to you. I’m just taking the piss.
See? DIFFERENT









