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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Thanks I hate it

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Thanks I hate it

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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    Me:

    Friend: Try bacon on jam on toast

    Me: That sound awful

    Friend: it’s delicious

    Me: ok I try

    Me tries

    Friend: Was it any good?

    Me: it was… ok

    Friend: too bad I imagined it would be great

    Me: what you never tasted?

    Ex-friend: no

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      A former coworker on night shift was a former manager at MacDonald’s, she claimed that putting the grape jelly on a sausage biscuit was amazing.

      I stop by McDonald’s on my way home and try it. Once I finished the sausage biscuit with grape jelly I conclude that she was high when she came up with that because it was awful.

      The following night she asks if I tried it and I tell her I did and thought it was awful, she replied “eh, I guess you’ve got to be stoned to enjoy it”.

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        I occasionally add strawberry or grape jelly to a sausage egg mcmuffin and and I think it works really well.

        • djehuti@programming.dev
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          Strawberry preserves spread on a grilled cheese sandwich is great.

          Note: choose either a pickle or strawberry jam; never both.

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            We have some peaches and I’ve been putting them in some grilled cheeses I’ve been making with maple-leaf–smoked Gouda I also got this week and it’s been pretty incredible.

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              Whoa that sounds awesome, will try!

            • djehuti@programming.dev
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              I tried this with fresh peaches and (non-maple-)smoked Gouda and some rustic bread, and ZOMG.

        • oppy1984@lemdro.id
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          To each their own, it wasn’t for me.

      • IWW4@lemmy.zip
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        That is a variant of a Monti Cristo.

        Monti Cristos are delicious,

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          To each their own, it wasn’t for me.

    • Okokimup@lemmy.world
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      Turn that into a grilled cheese and you’ve hit gold

    • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world
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      I have those everytime I have breakfast, little egg yolk, yumm.

    • IWW4@lemmy.zip
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      That is delicious.

  • TomMasz@lemmy.world
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    Ernie is committing a mercy killing. The hate crime is mustard on watermelon.

    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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      Maybe Ernie’s hate crime is unrelated to the top part

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        deleted by creator

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    Removed by mod

    • PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world
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      Shit like this wants me to Paul Walker outta here

      • skankhunt42@lemmy.ca
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        Look at you just Roman around like this isn’t Ludacris. We need to run outta here.

  • epicsninja@lemmy.world
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    If you see a news article saying “X Sensational Thing has become a trend”, odds are is a gross exaggeration to the point of complete fabrication, and you fell for it.

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    Also whats that nickname of yours OP?

    • Gork@sopuli.xyzOP
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      One of my Valheim characters. A bit caveman-like.

      • OldSageRick@lemmy.zip
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        Fair enough, have a good time playing!

  • FerretyFever0@fedia.io
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    Officer, how can it be a hate crime if I loved doing it?

  • CitizenKong@lemmy.world
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    But seriously, melon mixed with feta, mint leaves and seasoned with chili is really nice.

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    I could believe it’s not horrible flavor-wise, but the very act in and of itself is irreparably sinful

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    I’ll put chili lime seasoning on fruit sometimes.

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      That’s… Normal? Tajin on a fresh mango is delicious!

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        I feel like anyone who considers that normal should be open to mustard on watermelon

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          It seems slightly logical if you think about it hard enough. I’ve had salt on watermelon before, and I’ve heard of people pickling watermelon but I haven’t had it myself.

          Salt & vinegar are common mustard ingredients, so, maybe? But it still seems gross on my initial assessment without tasting it.

  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    That looks like an article - did 9gag morph from a cesspool into a curated cesspool like buzzfeed?

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    “9gag” in this case means having exactly nine gag reflexes after eating it.

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    Lol, dude’s trying not to vomit.

    (Only a trend like the cinnamon challenge, something awful with the taste of regret)

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    I don’t care about the mustard. The way he’s holding your melon makes me want to end him.

  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    “Food trends” kill me.

    Mmmm! Know what goes really good on your bowl of steaming rat assholes? Cobwebs. Have you had your bowl of steaming rat assholes and cobwebs today?

  • The Wandering M4dTsar@lemmy.world
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    I feel my stomachache is coming back just by seeing this image

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