I take some level of pride in the fact that I thought MrBeast was sketchy from the start. When all the shit started coming out, I felt like Markiplier did with the Honey scandal lmao

Yikes.

I don’t trust any of these mfs, and you shouldn’t either

Its insane how much his mother just looks like him in a wig. Like if someone had sent me that picture and said it was a leaked photo of Trump in drag I’d probably believe them

Shonk is friend not food

Everyone else called [deadname]: “WHO THE FUCK AM I?!?!”

Wizards With Guns my beloved

Alright Randy, lay off the ket

It’s 2026, bro, this shit is vanilla

It’s good for short skits, but that’s about it imo

Me too, buddy. Me too.

Insane that these grown-ass self-proclaimed “alpha males” are beefing with a puppet.

If there’s anyone that deserves it, it’s Mark. He’s easily one of the most genuine and down-to-earth creators on the platform, and it’s awesome to see his filmmaking goals finally come to fruition.

The problem isn’t that the machine “feels sad”. The problem is that it can lie, and the bigger problem is that some people will believe it.

Ripley: Rippy, Rip, Ripchard (my favorite), little man, kibty, creature

Also, Little Whiny Bitch Boy, because he meows constantly any time he’s shut out of a room someone’s in

eg

Beer and cheese

Well that’s just absurdism

Me-oo

Kyle Hill is so unbelievably based