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Hello Fellow Kids
Meet my cousin Allonautilus scrobiculatus and his slimy shell.
Hm, in the House, slimy and 4 legs
Also works for pedophiles
Maybe a barnacle?
Yo momma?
One of those creepy soft shell turtles?
Or maybe a newborn turtle they hatch kinda slimy?
I was thinking maybe some type of hermit crab but too many legs
What about no legs no slime house?
Coral
Turtle covered in algae
Armadillo!
Needs more slime.
Crunchy on the outside
Smooth on the inside
Turtle with a runny nose.
I can’t even tell what I’m looking at. What a wonderful fucked up little creature.
Two wives?
No, you’re thinking of two knives.
Yeah this is pretty great 🔪🔪
I gotta be honest I got a lot more amusement out of this post than expected. Well played OP, well played
A sick turtle? (and then what is now turtle could change to tortoise, just to mess with people’s heads)
