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Cencored version in case anyone wants to share with a family member.
No need to thank me.
Hero we don’t need ❤️
lemmy.ml version
They also censored his male gaze in the first panel
Are you literally me
Turn off.
I’ll piss the shit out of you.
I dont mean to shit on your chips, but eat fuck and die
eat fuck and die, the purpose of life (according to natural selection)
That’d be interesting to watch.
reminded me of the meme "Switch up your swear words. Keep them potent.
Call someone a piece of fuck. Tell them to go shit themselves.
Keep the magic alive."
Yeah. I don’t get what you’re supposed to do when the normal swear words stop working. Imvent new ones?
Use household items, you absolute toaster.
You lint licker
Go smell bins
Serves the bed-wetter right
Sofa sucker!
Nonsense, you must be having a bath!
I used to know a Russian guy in college who would swear like this lol
A friend of mine is Russian (though grew up in the US) and sometimes does this, though not quite to this extreme. I wonder if thats coincidence or if its something to do with speaking multiple languages (or speaking Russian and English specifically)?
You know, without any prompting, I heard this guy’s voice in a Russian accent.
Ok but I unironically use “are you fucking me?”
Also another commenter mentioned “go shit yourself” and honestly, that kinda goes hard. Gonna steal that one.
Are you fucking sorry!!?!
this probably the unfunniest shit ive ever seen
Oh, fuck out.
o7
I like to say, “what the shit is this fuck?”
Reminds me of a story about someone’s older relative who spoke little English except when swearing at other drivers in traffic, when they’d say things like “up shut your ass, mother bitch”
My wife is unironically like that.
NGL I sounded like this when I was learning to swear as a kid.
My favorite is “shut the hell your mouth”
Shitcock!
Motherfuck you!
What a load of bullfuck!
Alternatively, Indian road rage. FUCK YOU BLOODY!
