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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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    Mainlining industrial-strength copium

    • Garbagio@lemmy.zip
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      On that Bernie 2028 type shit

      • SSUPII@sopuli.xyzOP
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        The Lemmy special of making everything about American politics

        • Garbagio@lemmy.zip
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          I mean if you can build a competing hegemony, be my guest lol

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            Pfft, who needs to build a hegemony when you can just maintain the status-quo and let the US fall to your level?

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              To drop the shitpost a bit, every time I think of American politics I think about, I can’t remember his name but some racist internet personality decided he’d try meth to prove that addiction is a personal choice. Fast forward, dude obviously ended up getting his whole shit wrecked by meth addiction. Like obviously we have politicians that want to bring resource extraction home for dinner, but we have an entire populace convinced we’re just built different.

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    Everyone younger than me are little shits who don’t know nothing and everyone older than me are old farts with outdated knowledge. Fuck’em.

    • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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      And everyone the same age as me is a clueless idiot who never outgrew high school.

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        Damn r u a minister becuz you preach the truth.

  • EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com
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    Everyone driving slower than me = doesn’t know how to drive

    Everyone driving faster than me = crazy, reckless driver

    • Wilco@lemmy.zip
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      Anyone driving my exact same speed near me = annoying and trying to cause an accident.

  • \[DUMBASS]/@aussie.zone
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    Shut the fuck up Kyle.

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    Also, anyone who drives faster than me is a maniac, anyone slower is an idiot.

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    Is that monster drink “nerd” flavor?

    • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social
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      Looks to be trans flavour to me

    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      I think it’s actually “gay nerd” flavored.

    • SSUPII@sopuli.xyzOP
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      The nerd flavour is the white one

    • Master@sh.itjust.works
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      Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red. I think its red grapefruit flavored. But its one of the zero sugar garbage ones so I’ve never had it.

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    Thanks, r/ AntiMentalHealth

    Good thing I don’t care about these things.

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    Has more fun than me = drug abuser

    Has more friends than me = slut

    • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
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      It’s just terrible to think about. Someone doing that to poor innocent drugs.

  • crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    What if they’re more successful, more likeable, and happier? please, I need copium

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      More successful : Tryhards

      More likeable : desperate for friends

      Happier :

      • Kushan@lemmy.world
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        Everyone needs to watch BoJack. Everyone needs that trauma in their life.

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        Happier = have many untreated mental illnesses /j

        (Conservatives think like that actually, because “muh dooties”)

    • 404@lemmy.zip
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      Ass kissers, attention seekers, sheeple

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      then they’re marriage material

    • icelimit@lemmy.ml
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      Probably has some terminal disease. Or bad breath

  • zephiriz@lemmy.ml
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    So I am a roided out gay nerd spending daddy’s money. Cool.

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      Check out humble bags over here.

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    Anything than to have to fix my life.

    I don’t shower as I don’t want the females to think I am gay. I don’t read, study, or try so I am not a nerd. I work a deadend job to prove I am “self made”. I avoid the “roids”, the gym, and exercising, which saves me so much time.

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      Saves me more time to spend in my mom’s basement eating Cheetos on Call of Duty verbally challenging your heterosexuality.

      • SSUPII@sopuli.xyzOP
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        I don’t know if this is the case still, in the Xbox360 days definitely.

        This is more of a Fortnite and Roblox timeline. And I mean the adults.

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    President of the United States=Trump

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    You are welcome not to I guess. It wouldn’t be cope though if you directed 3 out of 4 of those at me.

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