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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 3 months ago

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 3 months ago
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  • Chais@sh.itjust.works
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    What a weird thing to confess. And in public, no less.

    • matlag@sh.itjust.works
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      He probably didn’t even realize he was confessing.

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    Does that conversely also mean that a woman with a beard does not need to wear a hijab?

    • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
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        …are there any women here today?

    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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      Inquiring minds want to know.

    • FerretyFever0@fedia.io
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      I think that a more likely to be considered possibility is bald women. Probably won’t be though.

    • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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      “12 bottles of bleach” scene from Four Lions (2010)

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWUTCo-D_J8

      • Nasan@sopuli.xyz
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        That’s my IRA voice

        • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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          😂

  • railway692@piefed.zip
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    “You’re the problem for making me horny” is giving Count Frollo energy.

    Work on yourself, find a twink who loves you back, and leave the rest of the world alone.

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    Transitioning most places
    > shave
    > makeup
    > new wardrobe
    > voice training
    > hormones
    > laser
    > surgery
    > therapy for all the times you get clocked regardless

    Transitioning in Turkey
    > shave
    > congratulations, enjoy passing

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      The fact that Turkish language doesn’t have gendered pronouns makes this even funnier.

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    If it’s causing you “indecent thoughts” it’s because you’re gay and like clean-shaven guys, my man. I guess gay guys who like bearded men are allowed all the eye candy they want there as long as they don’t touch.

  • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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    Among the most homophobic ways to come out tbh

  • ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io
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    Reminds me of that guy who was deported because he was too hot and turning all the guys gay

    • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      As a gay guy, I can see it

      • Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Dude, I can even see it as a straight guy.

    • LadyMeow
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      How terrible! Where was he deported? Like what’s his address? …. Can he come stay with me?

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      There are neighborhoods in LA with a reasonable supply of dudes who look like this.

      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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        Reason #432 that conservatives are afraid of cities.

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        Yeah, he looks like an average Turkish or Bollywood handsome actor. Saudis basically reported on themselves with this.

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    As a lesbian I can say with certainty that men without beards don’t look like women.

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      deleted by creator

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    I was listening to a podcast the other day and it was saying that in some culture, I forget which, “a man” was defined as “wears a mustache and has a big hat” - because why wouldnt you have those if you could?

    Funny how culture thinks it’s the first and last word of a definition

    So anyway, this guy has a beard and hat but no mustache, therefore not a man.

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      Thats so weird. Theres a woman near me that has a full beard. I want men from that culture to meet her and see exactly why you shouldn’t just because you could.

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    Religion is the worst idea, ever.

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      I had a lot of bad ideas in my life, but at some point i realised it and moved on to the next bad idea. But somehow religious nutters are like: “we’ve been stupid for so long, we can’t give up now.”

      Yes, even your religion.

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    It’s okay, just say “no homo” after thinking the thoughts and ur good.

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    Yeah, you’re gay mate. You just aren’t into bears…

    • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Thought you were talking about me for a second and I was about to say “No… no I’m very much into bears. Or rather I prefer when bears are in me.”

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    It’s almost like it’s normal to have those thoughts and your need to punish yourself for those thoughts is a you problem, not an us problem, eh?!

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    As the old disco song says, “Ain’t no closet big enough!” for this preacher

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