Buddhist hell is very much a thing. Dude hasn’t covered his bases here.
Sure, but you don’t go there as a punishment from god for a lack of belief, you go there because you did shitty things.
Hell is right here on earth 🙂
Very interesting! Based on this, heaven and hell are both on earf, depending on how people see the rat race where you were born.
you would love the work of the theologian James Cone
“There are an estimated 10,000 distinct religions worldwide” [source https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion]
Gonna need more apps.
But which one is right??!!! /S.
Against all odds, the one you were born into. Isn’t that convenient?
Nah. Not for me at least. I’m done with religion (just don’t tell my mom, she’d be heartbroken) and am glad about it. I’m also a middle-aged man, but still don’t want my mom to know haha.
According to my religious studies degree it was Mormonism
Was this from season 4 episode 11 of your study documents?
Tree fiddy
This one?
as the world ends in fire and brimstone, one random village in cambodia rises into the sky showered in heavenly radiance
Is that where the song “Holendaise in Cambodia” is about?
How many would be left if you exclude any religions that don’t necessarily demand adherence, or maybe anything?
Dunno. I’ve only ever converted to about 1400 of them tops.
I think this is guaranteed hell for some religions
Forgot to do your sacrafices to the gods
Heard St. Peter is checking all social media history back five years before they let you into Heaven.
Those who do not have fat baby JD Vance memes in their gallery will be denied admission.
But what about us who only stream fat baby JD Vance memes?
I heard it was browser history?
How to confuse a US border agent.
You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn’t you?
I was just thinking that this gave Benny vibes lol
That’s called Unitarian Universalism.
afterlife hack
What’s the second one?
It’s literally impossible to know. We don’t have the technology to look this up.
Ok, I did a little digging and it’s Jewish. I was confused because the icon looked like a Greek sigma but the Hebrew samekh looks even closer
the “wemuslim” app X_X
i’m always astounded that stuff like this isn’t considered obviously blasphemous, isn’t the religion supposed to be serious and a matter of your fucking soul? why are we using startup names for religious apps?
At least for hindu stuff it might make sense, there’s definitely some chill hindu deities that have humor.
reminds me of this from the Mummy
