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ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 17 days ago

No rush, honey

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 17 days ago
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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m just browsing. We don’t have the money for that.

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    meat is murder

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      That’s why I always buy any meet that costs 6.66 or has the weight of 6.66. who am I to deny the power of Satan.

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      Yummy murder

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        Slaver mindset

        • pickman_model@sh.itjust.works
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          No issues with that on my end :-)

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      What despicable human beings are replying to your truthful comment. Keep up the good fight 💚

      • rnercle@sh.itjust.works
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        🤜🤛

        i don’t care about the replies or the downVotes. This should be reminded every time.

        • Soulg@ani.social
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          Animals aren’t people killing them isn’t murder

          Factory farms are abhorrent and should be done away with, eating meat is natural and there is nothing wrong with it. I can respect your view but your choice to be annoying and openly disrespect other views makes you just another common jackass.

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            I just want to point out that something being “natural” does not inherently make it ok. Killing other creatures of the same species (murder) is “natural”, rape is “natural”, stealing is “natural”.

            The entire point of ethics/morality is to distinguish between the natural things which we find good, and the natural things we find bad and want ourselves and others to stop doing.

            My point being that if you want to defend eating meat as morally ok, you should do so without the “appeal to nature”.

            • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              • rnercle@sh.itjust.works
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                you are not a lion. you’re a pathetic ape.

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            Murder isn’t something that can only be done to people.

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              By definition, yes it is

              • Strawberry
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                Then that’s a useless and arbitrary definition

              • BlackDragon@slrpnk.net
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                Nope.

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      So is eating vegetables. In order for you to live, something has to die.

      I’m not knocking your veganism. I fully support your choices. But I harbor no illusions that all life requires death to survive. And much of that death is actively done by all creatures.

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        Dead dogs being hung up by meathooks for sale

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          • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            For every downvote I’ll eat a porterhouse. 😂😂😂

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              For every upvote I will skin an infant alive 😂😂😂

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      Good thing I love murder.

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        Ice is that you?

        • Soulg@ani.social
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          Are you comparing undocumented immigrants to animals?

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            I suspect they might be referring to the thing they replied to, the sentiment “I love murder”

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            Are you comparing a handful of dead people to several million animals getting brutally killed per day? The biggest difference between the holocaust and animal agriculture is the intent to exterminate the entire group for good.

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              It’s shit like this that makes it so people cannot take you seriously

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                I find it harder to take seriously someone who has their head in the sand and believes in some supernatural supremacy of a particular species of monkey

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                  You’re right, eating meat is the same as the Holocaust

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            humans are animals

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            Are you comparing your own mum to an upstanding lady who has never prostituted herself for a cheeseburger?

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          That’s why they’re called it. Because they ice anyone they want.

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      Eh, equating animal lives to human lives is a bit too much for me but, as long as you’re at least as empathetic for people as you are for cattle, your kindness cannot be denied. 🤷

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        Cats and dogs have real personality, even if they aren’t as big brained as human. We protect even wild ones because we understand they are conscious. A dog is like a vegan, wouldn’t eat the owner after they died.

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          My cat would but I still love my fluffy demon. 😅

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      There is no ethical consumption under capitalism

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        that is why i exclusively buy stuff from nestle and donate all of my leftover money to Trump and Jk Rowling

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          I’m just trying to get by, I buy exclusively whatever is cheapest

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            Then you’re vegan? Because the cheapest foods are rice, beans, potatos, etc.

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              I’d say more towards vegetarian, but for sure.

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        Some are less unethical than others.

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          Indeed, the amount of slavery in the modern world’s supply chains is enormous. We exploit child slaves in far away places so we can bankrupt ourselves trying to provide for our kids here at home. I dare say, it’s quite the flawed system we have built for ourselves.

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        I don’t think you understand why that phrase is used

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          Tell me your interpretation, my friend

      • IndieGoblin@lemmy.4d2.org
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        Sure there is

        • prole
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          Go on…

          • IndieGoblin@lemmy.4d2.org
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            Most consumption under capitalism is ethical. Both parties agree on an exchange rate for services and mutually benefit.

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              both parties

              So only two parties are involved? What about the parties who produced the thing? Built the thing? Grew the thing? Harvested the thing? Cooked the thing? Packaged the thing?

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                You can apply that recursively

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      So make sure that livestock did not die in vain. Prepare it properly.

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        Is it okay for me to kill your baby as long as I eat it afterwards?

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          Cannibalism is a quick path to prion disease. I don’t recommend eating other humans.

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          Yes, go for it.

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      The animal is already dead, it’s even more disrespectful to waste it’s body.

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        You’re paying animal agriculture to harm more animals.

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          Good.

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          In the case of industrial farms I agree. But I grew up less than a full generation from the family homestead in what’s now Wasilla. I’ll never be convinced to go full vegan, but I have cut my meat intake by half over the last year

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      Nature is fucked up

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    His “happy place” is a display of corpse parts?

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      Right? You could put some neatly cut and packaged human remains on that display and no one would tell the difference. Def not my “happy place”

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        I’m not even vegan, though we do vary our diet and avoid red meat, and yeah, steak worship is just weird AF.

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          Don’t people inspect the fruits and veggies before they buy too? Why is this steak specific

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            I’m convinced vegans aren’t even from this dimension. They have such a weird view of the world that’s completely detached from the rest of humanity.

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              So strange to believe in things like not harming others and acting ethically

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                Quite bizarre, indeed. What’s next, caring about others in general? Where does it end!

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                Vegangate is actually about ethics in animal journalism ☝️🤓

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              Are you aware that this is broadly what wanton cruelty – and lack of empathy about it – sounds to people who see it for what it is?

              Such a bizarre worldview, to find unnecessary death and suffering normal and even desirable.

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            Because it is, you know, pieces of corpse? Does that not strike you as an odd thing to inspect? Do you regularly find yourself inspecting corpses despite not being a medical examiner?

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      It really is quite vile, isn’t it?

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        Yup. Compounded by how much otherwise sentient and supposedly caring people insist there is no problem. It’s all very normal.

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        I suppose you think nature is vile. I’m sorry the animals live in bad places before they are killed, but folks need meat. Easiest way to get protein for many people. I doubt your hard stance will ever convince anyone.

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      You can basically tell how spot on an anti-speciesist comment is by looking at the angry downvotes. Thanks folks!

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        “Anti-specist” is wild lmao

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          TYL: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speciesism

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          So is “I’m more righter the more downvoted I am”

          Those kinds of comments never seem to ask themselves if the same standard holds true for other comments.

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            Fair point. However, if you were more aware and perhaps critical of the carnist culture we are brought up in, you might see more for what they are the knee-jerk reactions to any pointing out the fact that, maybe, possibly, we shouldn’t treat other sentient, living beings capable of feelings and suffering like they were disposable objects?

            It’s always a bit amusing to see people immediately go hard the other way when you point out the very obvious and factual: “uh, guys, this is corpse”.

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          the speciesism wiki entry is very good, with well-formed arguments in favor of speciesism.

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    Me, looking at all the things I wished I could afford.

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    The comments section:

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    If you want your meat-sucking manchild partner to live longer and be a kinder person, maybe do hurry him away from the corpse aisle

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      As kind as you? Oh please describe the steps!

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      Hope you’re taking your supplements

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    where it comes from

    https://youtu.be/9hd78EW73xs&t=119

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    Women be shopping . . . .

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