grassy ass
No thanks, I already ate.
Still sounds more appetizing than the “food” in the Last Week Tonight segment on Olive Garden, though 🤷
To be fair, the entirety of the staff is Hispanic.
What even is this face? I agree that this is the face they make but what emotion is this suggesting?
“Ain’t I a little stinker!? I’m so kyoot!”
“Look how cute I am! Please ignore the embarrassing and obnoxious thing I just did.”
I have mild face blindness. Is this is all the same woman or are they different?
Stephanie McMahon is the answer yous seek
Depends. Are you asking before or after WrestleMania 2000?
Ba gawd!
That energy drink has a family!
Samesies.
Scrungly Karens
“I’m just gonna scooch by you”
Cool beans! Awesomesauce!
Alternatively, saying “beep beep” like a little car horn
Alternatively, make way too big a show of it, “I am sooo sorry, but do you mind if I just squeeze behind you here, oh my goodness, I’m so embarrassed!!! Excuse me! I am just a wreck tonight, haha! How are you all enjoying the restaurant? OOH, what’s that, that looks good!?” Etc…
My grandmother’s first language was Spanish and she’d often fall back on it as default, my grandfather would say phrases such as “much grass,” and “hasty banana.”
The fact that this is Stephanie McMahon makes it so fucking funny
I took one trimester of Spanish in middle school, gracias
Gratzee!
Gorlami
They forgot the fingers!
Are they all the same woman? I can’t tell.
Yes, every woman is actually Reese Witherspoon
What film did that screencap come from?
I’m thinking Buffy the vampire Slayer. Big question mark though.
Nope, in this one Sarah Michelle Gellar is a brunette!
Cruel Intentions
The best of many modern retellings of the old French epistolary Dangerous Liasons.
Nose crinkles are cute unless done purposefully / consciously.
Exactly, 1,000%. Intentional is kinda menacing/unsettling.
Hahaha it’s funny because it’s a stereotype that only involves white people!
This is making fun of performative wokeness, not white people.
Exactly. That’s why there’s a mix of gender and skin colors in the picture.
its the same person…
I know.
Good thing white people are also known for their thick skin! Man they can take a joke, it’s really hard to get under their skin. White people never lash out!
/s
Nobody is obligated to have thick skin. And “white people” is so broad of a definition with such a different cultural background that you can’t assume how someone will react to prejudice based only on their skin color.
True, you say danke to remind them that their country is rightfully Austrian
