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ekZepp@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

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Contingency Folder

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ekZepp@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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    On second thought, this sorta scenario does seem a bit odd. Like, the first person basically admits by implication to snooping around the second person’s personal stuff but expects the other person to be embarrassed by this?

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      It’sabout emotions. Those aren’t rational. That’s why I try to avoid them as the plague.

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        HA HA, ME TOO, FELLOW HUMAN. HUMAN EMOTIONS ARE SO UNOPTIMIZED AND ILLOGICAL.

        • caurvo
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          LET'S GET BACK TO SMOKING THESE MEATS.

          • Furbag@lemmy.world
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            5 months ago

            Hey new neighbor, you throw one heck of a cookout!

          • HowdyLemmy@lemmy.zip
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            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeemJlrNx2Q

            MEAT LIKE A BRISKET
            
        • thessnake03@lemmy.world
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          I TOO ENJOY HUMAN THINGS, LIKE PICKLEBALL AND COMPUTING PI

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        deleted by creator

        • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works
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          Chances are still open that we’re all dead before I get to middle-age.

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            deleted by creator

            • Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world
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              Let’s not forget the perpetually fucked who keep getting to major milestones in their life only to find the world has taken a big shit on their prospects, ie, the young uns now.

    • Donkter@lemmy.world
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      Now on principal the first person is wrong. But it does depend on what they found…

      • tetris11@feddit.uk
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        A flashlight and a salad mixer

        • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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          Who doesn’t like some light salad tossing?

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    I do onsite IT support for individuals/small businesses. I have a couple of oldish laptops I use as loaners in case I have to take a machine toy shop.

    They both have a folder on the desktop called “porn with zebras”, which contains a single, blank txy file named “hahaha you looked”

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    Phew, I’m glad she didn’t find my “dragons fucking cars” folder!

    • molten_boron@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m more worried about my “cars fucking dragons” folder.

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  • Chloé 🥕
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    is that tom scott

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      Yes, he quit youtube to do porn.

    • Kilgore Trout@feddit.it
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      That’s just the British haircut.

  • BillyClark@piefed.social
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    Not bondage. Shibari. I just like knots!

    • Bombastion
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      Knotty

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    My wife caught me looking at porn just once. Her response was “You know, we’re married and we could just do that.”

    Porn was more a habit at that point than I realized.

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      “Yeah, but can you look like her?”

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        To be fair, she could not. She could only look better.

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    Porn: sneeze

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    Am I the only one who has never been caught yet by their parents?

    • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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      Huh, I thought they were partners. I guess the comic could be interpreted either way.

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        Now that you say yeah they can be partners too

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