On second thought, this sorta scenario does seem a bit odd. Like, the first person basically admits by implication to snooping around the second person’s personal stuff but expects the other person to be embarrassed by this?
It’sabout emotions. Those aren’t rational. That’s why I try to avoid them as the plague.
HA HA, ME TOO, FELLOW HUMAN. HUMAN EMOTIONS ARE SO UNOPTIMIZED AND ILLOGICAL.LET'S GET BACK TO SMOKING THESE MEATS.Hey new neighbor, you throw one heck of a cookout!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeemJlrNx2Q
MEAT LIKE A BRISKET
I TOO ENJOY HUMAN THINGS, LIKE PICKLEBALL AND COMPUTING PI
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Chances are still open that we’re all dead before I get to middle-age.
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Let’s not forget the perpetually fucked who keep getting to major milestones in their life only to find the world has taken a big shit on their prospects, ie, the young uns now.
Now on principal the first person is wrong. But it does depend on what they found…
A flashlight and a salad mixer
Who doesn’t like some light salad tossing?
I do onsite IT support for individuals/small businesses. I have a couple of oldish laptops I use as loaners in case I have to take a machine toy shop.
They both have a folder on the desktop called “porn with zebras”, which contains a single, blank txy file named “hahaha you looked”
Phew, I’m glad she didn’t find my “dragons fucking cars” folder!
I’m more worried about my “cars fucking dragons” folder.
is that tom scott
Yes, he quit youtube to do porn.
That’s just the British haircut.
Not bondage. Shibari. I just like knots!
Knotty
My wife caught me looking at porn just once. Her response was “You know, we’re married and we could just do that.”
Porn was more a habit at that point than I realized.
“Yeah, but can you look like her?”
To be fair, she could not. She could only look better.
Am I the only one who has never been caught yet by their parents?
Huh, I thought they were partners. I guess the comic could be interpreted either way.
Now that you say yeah they can be partners too
Porn: sneeze
