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Don’t go for an MRI. Intestine smoothie.
well at least that smoothie will have a stir bar to mix it up…
> bites victim
> injects stir bars through fangs
> drag them back to my lair
> throw onto the stir-floor
> suck up organ smoothie in flesh cup
> take napToday was a good day.
Ah, so this is what they mean about PIs cannibalising graduate students.
Lab Shelob behaviour
- those are huge stir bars
- my body is about to become organ smoothie 😱
Children eat weird stuff
Where does a child come across hundreds of lab stir bars.
Wherever their parent left them unattended, presumably.
My guess was backseat of car. Parent has lab supplies back there, including a few 10-pack boxes of these, which also work as an improvised distraction/toy just like rare earth magnets or monkeys in a barrel. Unfortunately they weren’t checking rear view mirror because work it’s stressful, so kid put quite a few down without their knowledge. They didn’t even notice until day 2 migration to large intestine and rectum. This parent is overworked and under-appreciated and I’m so glad I’m not responsible for children.
to be fair, stir bars are totally forbidden food - they look delicious
Wtf am I looking at?
Someone smuggling drugs. Given we have a medical image something has probably gone wrong.
Probably someone who’s had major bone reconstruction
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do you know they’re stir bars? they look puffy and the magnet would be opaque…
Please tell me these are cocaine condoms and not actual stir bars like I thought when I first woke up and saw this
Sadly this is probably from a child who ate a bunch of magnets.
Is it not cocain smuggling via eating pods?
Maybe you’re right, but the hips look very small and the objects very uniform.
Lab stir bars are Teflon coated and look like candy. No idea where anyone could find that many stir bars.
Mmm magnets.
Whoa, that’s way too many magnets. You’re only supposed to use one, and they go in the second stomach so they don’t impede the passage of food
And implanting them all over the place, apparently.
I find this pretty unsettling.
What are you, the waste container?
Put 'em on the spinner!
