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  • Did you ever hear the tragedy of the swede with the Carl Gustaf?
    I thought not. It’s not a story the exercise planers would tell you. It’s a internet forum legend.
    The swede was a weapons operator, so powerful and so wise he could use the power supply to influence his simulator to reload instantly… He had such a knowledge of the timing that he could even keep the ammunition he carried from being used up. The hard reboot is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
    He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was getting found out, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, the organizers had to redi parts of the exercise, then his commanding officer chewed him out.
    Ironic. He could send tons of HEAT downrange, but he ended up in hot water.