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This hurts me. The term is ‘yoked’ as in strong as an ox that can bear a yoke, not ‘yolked’ as in somehow related to egg slime. Hugging gorillas is very wholesome though.
Also being able to open that one pickle jar without the neighbor kid laughing at me.
I will never be able to open that one pickle jar without the Xelayan kid laughing at me.
Knive in jar lid side, wiggle until it bubbles.
Bottle opener. Or spoon, even. Just barely lift the edge of the lid to let in a little air.
Hold it upside down and strike it with the underside of your fist. It lets air in like the knife method while looking badass.
*yoked
I was looking for an egg joke. It’s as egg as the nose on plain’s face.
I always thought from hearing it that it meant they ate a lot of raw eggs, since that is sometimes associated with bodybuilding. I guess it means you look like an animal that would normally be yoked together to pull a plough or some such
Nope, just a homophone. Though several companies cash in on body building pseudoscience with that.
No actual bodybuilder eats raw eggs, raw eggwhites have significantly lower bioavailability than cooked ones. And if you live in the US they are a salmonella risk as well
Because they want other guys to find them attractive.
If you don’t train: “I love you, brother but you’re hug game is weak.”
That won’t work. That guy is going to get his arms ripped off.
What a fucking idiot.
There are no known cases of Gorillas attacking humans.
Dicks out for Harambe!
But humans attacking gorillas and getting their organs ripped out are a different story.
He’s got a hug!
So yolked! I bet he drives a souped-up car!
Or that he beats his wife with a whisk.
too far? too far.
Are they fighting or hugging
Hugging, look at those smiles!
Return to Monke.
Jane Goodall wasn’t jacked.
EDIT: Actually, I should’ve used Dian Fossey as my example since Goodall studied chimpanzees. Fossey wasn’t jacked either, though.
For harambre!
Dudes rock
