Recession indicator
I walked 9km today (a lot for me) and I would very much like a pizza, but I already ate too many pizzas so now I have to have anti-pizza (calorie deficit) before I can have small pizza one day again.
You will have a nice, tasty pizza today.
Your powers are correct I did.
Looks fantastic! I love the borders too!
Can you do this though
There’s always someone in the family who will name a better kid and keep comparing you, the inferior to all child.
Commitment. Patience. Psychokinetic ability.
Probably used klarna
You’ll never be a billionaire if you keep foolishly indulging in the luxury of eating and drinking. You’ll also wasting time eating and expelling waste, you could have two or three other micro hustles to get ahead, you’re only two or three centuries away from success!
Bottom feeders eating their 🥑 toast need to learn pull themselves by the 🥾 strap! /s
Even at my very generous salary, ignoring taxes and expenses, I’m still several millennia from joining the tres commas club.
The best time to plant a tres was several millennia ago.
The second best time is now.🔥SIGMA GRIND-SET 🔥
How many monthly payments though?
4 payments of $4.28
For an american pizza?? That’s a bargain!
a personal pizza
My fellow American
So strange yall have a name for a normal pizza
What makes it a personal pizza is that it is eaten by a single person in a single sitting.
The one pictured is an American sized personal pizza.
I can understand. Our ‘normal’ pizzas are supposed to feed a family of four.
Any pizza is a personal pizza if you’re not afraid to live life.
This is weirdly wholesome.
Start small. Get yourself a pizza, and work up from there.
It’s a good perspective. People get daunted by big goals like home ownership that are really just 20-60 thousand personal pizzas.
No house on Earth is worth giving up that many pizzas.
Depends on where you live. Where I’m at, single family homes are 25 pizzas per square foot.
Use those calories to mow lawns. Register an LLC. Hire a fleet. Buy them pizzas. Growth mindset.
Has CPA grindset vibes.
How does that relate to Brians Cock? Did he play a character like that?
All my dads told me about how I was conceived in a bowl of iced piss from a woman they only knew as “sugar cunt”. I guess she was diabetic and liked to donate eggs in the most peculiar way.
So now whenever I ask who my mom is they just tell me she’s a cummy bear.
What the absolute forking fuck is this
My origin story
Villain or hero?
Mummy, there’s a weird person on the internet
I mean, setting realistic, achievable goals is a very good strategy and mindset.
Gotta build what you want, step by step.
… and also that looks like a pretty darn good pizza.
Average linkedin user
It’s important to set achievable goals.
Given that they now give out loans for people to buy pizza, that’s a solid achievement.
