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Is it compatible with Home Assistant? I’d like to turn on the fan if there’s been more than two farts a minute
Those moments whes venture capitalists spend way too much money on their fetishes.
They won’t get a dime from me until it can tell me if it is a fart or I’m about to shit my pants.
Not sure how smart undies could accomplish that. Unless they come with some sort of insertable environmental monitoring probe…
ERROR; fart limit exceeded, please upgrade to the next tier for only 8.99.
Maybe websites should connect bot detectors to those; “Fart, to prove you’re a human”
I’d be more impressed if it told me if I sharted or not.
That’s what your internal sphincter is for
