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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 days ago

Well that's a review

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Well that's a review

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 days ago
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  • 🦄🦄🦄@feddit.org
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    Gender affirming care for cis people seems to be accepted way more easily.

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      Hahahahahaja

      No, no, this isn’t “accepted”, she has money.

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        I mean, it accepted in the sense that entire governments aren’t trying to forbid her from using public bathrooms over it.

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          That’s because she has money.

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            Nope.

            You’re missing some key social dynamics in your assessment.

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      Gender affirming care for ultra-rich.

      Fixed that for you.

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    Ok I didn’t know this lady even existed, and I don’t know if I want to search what makes her renowned other than her surgery

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      She’s a British TV “personality” and former WAG

      So yeah, nowt flash

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        Wag?

        White ass girl?

        • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Wives and Girlfriends - It just means women who date footballers

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            Ah like that character in Ted Lasso

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      just read the title, she put a squeaker in the vagina

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        Does it make her vag go “whoo whoo!”?

        • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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          I want a vagina that plays the DuckTales theme song

          • Mac@mander.xyz
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            I want a vagina that plays the intro to Toto’s Africa when i spready my legs.

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              hopefully medical science figures it out. meanwhile, how hard would be to make wireless earbuds into piercings so your vagina can have music. Subwoofer buttplug recommended

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                Drop the bass

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          at 6 in the morning

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          Why did that just make my brain start playing Diamonds and Guns

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    And they say journalism is dead

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    Dick guillotine

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      Attorney at cock law.

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        Needs a subsidiary/another spinoff

        Also … wiki/Low_Cocklaw … ?

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        Cock law in this country isn’t governed by reason

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      Vagina dentata

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    I didn’t know you could actually reupholster a pussy

  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    “you could sharpen a pencil with this bad boy”

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    Are you sure it just doesn’t need oiling?

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      Sounds like the procedure hid her grease nipple.

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    Well good for her, this is much better than those news articles where it’s just “Rhianna wears a dress”

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      right like at least she put in the actual conscious effort to say something shocking

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        Hey, I can see her being genuinely happy about this and wanting to share with everyone. If I did something that made sex 10x better I’d probably be excited about it too.

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    So what’d she do with the old one? Asking for a friend.

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      Here, watch as I did and hear the horror: https://youtu.be/IiyKh1d_U7o

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    That doesn’t make any sense. Tightness comes from the strength of the muscles. Anyone can do kegels, why the fuck did she get surgery? Did she just make it harder to get in? I have so many questions, and I do NOT want a SINGLE answer.

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      Yeah I dated a girl once and knew she was getting close because she would stop being able to focus and the feel would change completely.

      It was hot as fuck, felt like she was actually melting.

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    Actual Audio

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    I don’t know who this person is but now I will be able to identify her in public.

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      By the sound

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