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Hold up…is that supposed to be Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks holding the tiddy dog’s hand?
In what context does this even exist?? 😄
Apparently it’s from a restaurant in Chicago.
Hey that’s my aunt
Pink Panther lookin’ his age in retirement.
mototboat
“Yeah, but what if we sexualized a hotdog the other way?”
That’s just a normal hotdog then lol
I really don’t understand the obsession with everything cylindrical being a phallice. Like I don’t look at my fingers and think “DICKS!!!¡!” and I love taking a warm glizzy down the back of my throat…
Yeah, nevermind. I get it.
“I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small, it’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils and thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me! I’m Mr. So-And-So Dick! I’ve got such-and-such for a penis!’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”
You’d get Sausage Party
WELL HAAAWWWT DAWWG 👀👅🤩
Hotdog or hotbitch?
Alvin is being a gentleman and not ogling her UNLIKE SOME PPL
Alvin and the Titdogs
And a very wide stance.
Alvin is wearing eyeliner like a 70/80’s rock band.
Or a couch fucking VP.
Or that lol, god this timeline sucks.
The animated actor who played that hot dog later wound up as a superhero car in this role:
And a wiener.
Yet dinosaurs are never depicted with genitals. As if they didn’t procreate.
You’re welcomeNo cloacas in Jurassic Park
Do you really want to see a T-Rex running towards you with a huge erection? Because that’s what will happen if these cloning companies have their way!
Life, uh, life finds a way
It IS supposed to be hot…
I want breast implants on my wiener.
rib it for pleasure
Those are all naturals
Look further down
Is that the inverse of shitting dick nipples?
Hotdogette
