I hear that Metallica is the safest band to take through an airport because they haven’t set off a metal detector since 1989.
Fuck Lars.
Hey come on now he’s one of the top 10 drummers in Metallica.
Came here to say essentially this lol Lars is a pretty mid drummer. It’s kinda hilarious that he gets to be in a band with Kirk Hammett.
Kirk is the only reason I ever listened to Metallica. The man can
slayshred.Edit: My brain hurts.
Yesssss
Nice
I… I can’t upvote this. Top notch shitpost, but, like, fuck you. Damn.
Yeah I feel the same conundrum!
I saw Slayer in 2011 at Fun Fun Fun Fest. I’d never listened to them but they put on a hell of a show. Melted my face, and they were tight. Then I went back to not listening to them.
I’m glad I got to see them live but unfortunately they just weren’t great that night, played faster than they should have and it was kind of a mess. Also didn’t help that they were opening for Priest and, well, you ain’t going to upstage them for stage presence and virtuosity. Still a wild show and a killer pit.
I love slayer and I named your mom “the vacuum” cause she likes anal a lot.
Wait, what?
Yes.
In fucking deed!
I named your mom Slayer because she keeps raining blood.
How fucking dare you.
I like slayer, but one time while listening to a slayer cd in his car a friend of mine said, “have you ever noticed how all slayer solos sound like they just threw a guitar off of a flight of stairs?” and ever since that’s all I think about when the solos starts lmao
They have very solid riffs, but guitar solos were never Kerry King’s strong point.
Never really heard them before, so I did a quick YouTube check, and decided they sound kind of like a metal version of free form jazz; lots of noise, but nothing you can really grab onto and enjoy.
Sounds like a skill issue.
If you listen to Skeletons of Society, Seasons in the Abyss or South of Heaven and can’t find anything to enjoy. I have to say, that’s on you.
If they’ve never heard of slayer that means they don’t really listen to metal so of course they wouldn’t know what to do with it. Metal is very hit or miss with non metal people. Even when talking about one specific band. I know plenty of people that have like a handful of metal songs in their playlists and it’s usually just one song per band and they dislike all the other songs that they’ve heard from those bands.
Tried asking them what they like about the songs and stuff when they asked for recommandations but the conclusion is always the same. People’s tastes are weird and make no sense.
nothing you can really grab onto and enjoy.
I thoroughly enjoy most of their albums. They’re amazing. So funky, fast, and ruthlessly aggressive.
At first I was all like :(
Then I read the comments and now I am all like :)
That’s what I named your mom for the same reason.
Outperformed any vacuum on the market, she was a true vacuum slayer. Surprising and satisfying suction, wet or dry.
“Your mom” jokes are old, tired, and been done a million times……….just like you’re mom!!!
False, Slayer is rad.
I realize that Dave Lombardo is said to be among the best drummers in the genre, but his speed polka beats piss me off more than they should.
I like Slayer and this is still hilarious.
Old subject but I still think some of their lyrics shouldn’t have happened like they did.
Guilty…
mom has a damn nice vacuum.
I’m ok with this
