5 and the seat beside it would both be free sure to Kevin Smith being kicked off the plane (at least if the fight was United)
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/aubreygordon/flying-while-fat
I’m sitting next to house because if I don’t bother him he’ll probably pop a couple vicoden and take a shot and sleep
I’ll stand, thank you.
fuck it, 7, at least by the end i’ll know i have no illness mysterious enough to warrant his attention
7, but only so I can regale House with the saga that was my lupus diagnosis.
This is the one true answer
Obviously next to House. He wants his seat neighbors to stfu and let him sleep. I want the same. It’s perfect.
Here comes Charlie giving some really long monotone verbose speech about airplane food and how it sucks
Five minutes into the flight, he’s going to have this really nervous, embraced look on his face. Ten minutes in, he’s going to be fidgeting and kinda trying to catch your attention. Fifteen minutes in, he’s going to give you the most exasperated sigh and announce “It’s lupus. You’ve got lupus. You need to begin treatment as soon as we land.”
I’m unclear whether that’s supposed to be a deterrent from sitting there.
The issue is that they didn’t have lupus before sitting next to House. The universe just couldn’t let House go 15 minutes without a diagnosis.
“He’ll diagnose you with something!”
Healthy people: oh fuck!
Chronically ill people: fuck yes!
So what. I’m sleeping, remember?
Won’t stop him from diagnosising you with Lupus
Something like 60% of women test positive for Lupus. Checkmate House
Problem is that you’re still pretty close to Butt-Head (I assume Muscle Man is polite enough to be reasonably quiet). Granted you get an aisle seat so you can occasionally “go to the bathroom” to get some peace and quiet (edit: and House might be willing to slip Beavis and Butt-Head, the former especially, some Vicodin for you because he also wants them to shut up.)
Then again, sitting in or near the very back might save your life with Beavis and Butt-Head aboard. (edit 2: Forgot this wouldn’t be possible after 9/11.)
9 Easy, you get to sit next to Lemmy.
I’m not gonna lie, i have no idea who that is but i also chose 9 for bbno$ 💀
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmy_(social_network)
Lemmy is free and open-source, social news aggregation software for running self-hosted discussion forums.[3][4][5] These hosts, known as “instances”, communicate with each other using the ActivityPub protocol.
No need to thank me
What the fuck? How have I not heard of a place like that? I think I’ll blindly fail for hours to find a way to join, and end up on the most basic sounding and highly toxic one and not have it in me to make more accounts.
Lemmy was the founder and only constant member of the band Motorhead. He was Motorhead, he played rock and roll.
Also seems we’re in the same boat, I have no idea who bbno$ is.
bbno$ is a rapper (arguably used to be a meme rapper) who’s made a ton of songs that blew up on TikTok. You’ve probably heard some of his songs without knowing it just because of how pervasive tiktok music is in society
Interesting, I’ve never heard of him. But then again I’m in my 40’s, single and no kids, never had a tiktok account, and mostly consume self-hosted media. Some of the locally owned stores I shop at play some…interesting… house music, so maybe I have heard his music and just don’t know it.
This is like when I hang out with older friends and their kids, I know both and they’re great in very different ways lol
1 if ozzy is alive.
2 is ok, brewstew might have some stories worth hearing.
3 might go well, would probably go very wrong.
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I don’t know what Ferris did to have to sit next to durst.
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Hell yes, just to talk shop with Smith and Mewes.
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Haven’t watched Pretty Derby, prob not for me
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House and GTA, hell yes
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Don’t watch Cr1tiKal, and I think ash would be annoying, but petting his pokemon might be fun
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If lemmy was alive, maybe, don’t know anything about bbno$
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Don’t watch konosuba
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The presence of Kazuma and Aqua guarantee that there will be no peace on this flight no matter where one is seated.
And Aqua is pretty small (more shoulder room) and 10 is an aisle seat, might as well 🤷♂️.
Plus they’ve probably got alcohol to share, so sitting in 10. Guaranteed not to be bored.
Worst case you can swap seats with Jay so that you can talk to Kevin Smith while the both of you watch him hit on her.
Which is why I’m taking that seat and doing arts and crafts with Aqua. The stoners across the isle will help if the movie sucks.
lol our row is going to empty the drink cart 😂
Silent Bob and Kazuma will just chill while Aqua and Jay will try to get high/drunk or something else in the restroom and end up causing the plane to have an emergency landing.
The safety of the flight depends on my ability to keep them distracted 🫡 Dabs, Kazuma first in case we need Aqua’s rez
6 so I can kick House’s chair.
6 would be him kicking yours?
Oh fucking hell, could you imagine house on this plane? Esp with ASH behind him?
Jay would be turned around in his seat macking on the waifus.
‘So, are you, like, 18 in horse years, or what?’
House. He’d ignore me the whole time.
Hugh Laurie is an accomplished blues and jazz musician i would not miss that chance to get ignored by someone that fancy
100% this plane’s crashing.
7, for sure. House doesn’t want to talk, I don’t want to talk, we’re cool.
5 if you want interesting.
7 if you want an angry doctor to insult you and ignore you for the remainder of the flight while he sleeps after a couple vicodin. No idea who the other guy is, but it could get interesting if he has to take a piss.
Pretty sure the other one is CJ (main character) from GTA San Andreas.
