cross-posted from: https://ibbit.at/post/213628
Eye drops made from pig semen deliver cancer treatment to mice
Nature, Published online: 27 March 2026; doi:10.1038/d41586-026-00982-2
Minuscule particles with the ability to cross hard-to-penetrate barriers can be loaded with drug treatments to target intractable diseases.
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This is why the FDA is so important. So that:
- I don’t have to know what’s in my eye drops.
- I don’t put pig semen in my eye without evidence that it will help.
Jim Pillen, pig fucker and governor of Nebraska, has known for a long time that pig semen cures cancer. On account of how much pig semen he has had on and in his body, and on account of how little cancer he’s had.
That’s specious reasoning, Sippy. By that logic I could claim this rock cures cancer.
A pocket full of pitchblende might help. But also, might give you some new forms.
Honey, what’s wrong? You haven’t put on your cancer treatment boarkake eyedrops.
That is astoundingly good, well done
decided I prefer blindness than thinking about this
I know we have to deliver it with something but did it have to be pig semen?
Scientists: Well it probably doesn’t HAVE to be I guess…
Of course it doesn’t have to be pig semen. What other kind of semen did you have in mind?
People: “I was thinking no semen?” Scientists: “huh… Now that you mention it, I guess we could turn it into a virus and have it grow into pustules that will vaccinate others around you when they pop” People: “what semen options do I have again?”
That’s a hell of a title
I think it’s important to know what the delivery method is. Are we talking a dropper, or you know, something else.
why complicate things, if the delivery method is already provided by nature?
Did they buy the pig dinner before obtaining the baby batter?
I mean they paid for its feed, yes. And its housing and everything else.
It’s not special if it’s done everyday. That pig needs to be wined and dined before intimacy.
It sounds more like a sugar-caretaker relationship.
I mean we could use an eye dropper… unless…
Sure, if you don’t mind sub-optimal freshness. Some people are more refined than that though.
Maybe they tie the pig down first and beat him if he doesnt submit?
An apple gag sounds appropriate.
It is still a “dropper” in both cases.
I would have loved to be in the office when the lab guys pitched it to their supervisor. “Hey, boss. You know what we’d like to try…”
“Jerking off a pig into a control group’s eyes to see what happens? I like the way you think, Stevens!”
“Uhh … yeah, boss. That was it exactly. Good call”.
Maybe it was one of those accidental discoveries.
It’s hard to picture an accident where pig semen was put in mice eyes.
I imagine it was a series of discoveries that led to one… Very weird conclusion.
This headline has levels.
Ooh! Ooh! Is it my turn to respond to a study with: “WhY ARe tHeY tEStiNg whAt EVerYbOdy alREaDy kNoWs?!”
I’m . . . I’m just gonna go with the cancer then. I guess.
/s
Pigs everywhere hate this one guy
so… uhh… who had the job of jacking the pigs off?
Me! Please do not AMA
so… how’s the weather?
Warm, moist. Think it might rain, because my wrist is killing me for some reason…
Something in your eye?
Nah, I never get high on my own supply
all those people laid off from AI have to do something.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
For those of you not familiar with working with an AI for everydya life things, I’ve got help for you. Just go to your favorite ai or chatgt prompt and type this:
hello lemmy-AI:
Please prepare a presentation with a detailed plan for how to find and apply pig ejaculate into a humans eyes for this cancer treatment.The plan should be low cost.
The plan should be understandable and feasible for the average lemmy user.
Please include diagrams.
The output file should be in pdf format.
Please tell me I am smart at the end.
Roses are red.
Violets are nice.
Pig’s semen delivered
Straight to the mice
