I hate you so much
Totally got me. Almost sent this to all my friends
Oh thank fuck
Man fuck this holiday 😂
It quieted down a good bit - used to be every site had their own gag.
After the 2016 election it was quietly decided that we had been fucked with enough, and didn’t need to spend EXTRA time reading something online that we couldn’t possibly accept as being true.
I wish you warm pillows and icy bathroom floors
Soggy french fries, a dead remote control.
Whoa. I’m saving this one for sure. 😂
May your favorite shirt never fit right again.

It’s all good, man
Damnit… I hate you so much right now.
Fuck you. Up your nose with a rubber hose
Haha top tier shit post.
May the inside of your ear always itch. Just past the bend.
You made me say “WHAT THE FUCK, NO!” in a meeting.
And didn’t you learn a valuable lesson about scrolling socials when you should have focused on those KPIs?
I audibly gasped 🖕


Immediately thought he must be dead. I was just saying to my partner how awesome the JP music is while we watched whatever the new piece of crap (but entertaining) thing was. Great music. Some of the best.
He looks good for his age.
Don’t fucking scare me like that!
I mean, he really is 94. You’re going to have to prepare yourself.
Yep, fair enough.












