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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

had my 1st ever 3some last night & woke up feeling reborn. it was amazing😩

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had my 1st ever 3some last night & woke up feeling reborn. it was amazing😩

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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • QDgwZjQYdfbnMdMNQ@lemmy.cafe
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    1 day ago

    congratulations

  • LilRed@lemmy.org
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    Parent approved DP. 👍🏻

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    i’m in such a great mood

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      YAY! 🌈

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    Was it with the two guys you talked about?

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      yesss

      • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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        Your daddy doesn’t have a very strong no game, does he?!

        Is the dp and presumably the bj something you plan on repeating while you’re on your trip?

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    There’s been a mix up: my coffee is pretty, and I feel delicious.

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    ass, mouth
    tits, vag
    ass
    tits
    great!
    mouth
    vag
    mouth, ass
    tits
    tits, vag
    perfect!
    mouth
    ass
    ass
    ass
    tits, mouth
    ass, mouth
    15 combo!

    I play a lot of DDR5, so I’m familiar with how this goes.

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    Yooo congrats!

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    OH THE TITLE

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    Threesomes always make me feel like I’m walking on clouds for weeks after - so much fun, so much pleasure, so much dopamine lol

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    Thank You, but I prefer my coffee disgusting. I’m talking generic brand, instant, black, bitter and scalding hot. Just wakes me up better.

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      The type where it’s hot water with old fireplace remnants stirred in. Just like grandpappy used to make. Mmm.

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      “If this coffee is the most dark and bitter part of my day, I’ll consider myself lucky.”

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    What if I want to feel handsome?

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    Congrats! 🙌

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    godspeed!

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    I rate my morning coffee B+.

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    Thank you! My coffee does taste delicious

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