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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    I was under the impression that that’s the definition of a gangbang. multiple tops and only one bottom is a gangbang, multiple tops and multiple bottoms is an orgy

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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      I think all gang bangs are orgies, but not all orgies are gang bangs

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        Ah yes, the square/rectangle incongruence emerges again

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          And I thought I’d never use math.

          • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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            20 hours ago

            the math of love triangles is often quite useful in life

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              Always happy to find something Adam Schlesinger had a part in!

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              That was amazing and made me rethink not watching that show… I have it but had no interest in it. Now I have slightly more than zero! Yay! Positive numbers!

              • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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                It’s one of my favorites. Took me forever to give it a shot. I didn’t think a musical to stand up to multiple episodes, much less seasons, but it’s good. First Penis I Ever Saw absolutely slaps. Anything from Paula, really

        • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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          When we throw trains into the mix it gets even more complicated

    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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      Some gangbangs have fluffers. So people that keep the dicks hard while the bottom is at full capacity.

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      Yeah, but if it was a gang bang with only one man, it would mostly look like Tom playing four jaw harps.

    • psychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Orgy just means its going on for very long BTW. Nobody knows this

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        What? No? My partner and I (before any of you judge we’re adults and responsible) got a bit of molly last week and had sex from like 2 am to 7 am. (Water and snack breaks obv).but if I had called that an orgy she would’ve laughed her self dry!

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    Always wondered if men, women, trans (whoever you you want) actually enjoyed doing it, looks like it is more like work than actually enjoying the experience.

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      It depends. It’s not usually like in porn (which usually looks like work because it is)

      If it’s with people who want to have mutual enjoyment in a caring way it can be amazing, but even one selfish person can bring the whole thing down and make it feel like a chore.

      Men are more likely to be selfish.

      I got paid a lot of money once to go dogging, and it was very unpleasant and not worth it. Meanwhile, a weekend-long foursome with 3 other women is one of my most cherished memories and a go-to to think about if I feel the need to Jill off.

      Now I’m older I don’t think I’d want to do more than a threesome with two women, though. It takes a certain amount of fitness that I just can’t maintain any more.

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        So it is a matter of having partners you trust and enjoy being around. Still can’t see myself ever doing it but thanks for explaining why it works for some people.

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      I’ve had a bunch of group sex (cis bi male).

      Nowadays I’d not be into it, but at the time it was fun.

      i slightly skew towards preferring women but the best group sex I had, and the kind that i felt most comfortable was all men.

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        Less “competitive” mindset I think. I feel like homophobia has resulted in a lot of men taking their pent up sexual aggression out on women when they might otherwise be able to identify themselves as bi and just work out those feelings with another dude. Instead we have all these men spiraling into emotional black holes because women don’t want them right this second. I’ve heard anecdotally that if everyone felt 100% comfortable being honest bi people would probably be the true majority. So it’s not like it would fix the incel problem but there might be few enough that they couldn’t concentrate into inescapable singularities.

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          Yup, once got to see a man specifically want to receive a bj from another guy, and when it actually started he freaked out and left.

          Toxic masculinity really hurts everyone

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        Okay, I have only ever been with one partner and always felt way out of my depth soo I can’t really imagine to stress of having to pleasure or getting pleasure of multiple partners.

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    Cuz its too gay for the males to suck or what?

    • SharkWeek
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      Basically, yes. Some men are so twisted in knots from toxic masculinity they’ll avoid enjoying themselves, even when what they want is right in from of them

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    Gotta diversify fellas.

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      I love straight yaoi

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      Talk about jumping bones. That last dude got some air

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        😩

    • Don't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.works
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      The manliest sport.

      • fenrasulfr@lemmy.world
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        Not Greco Roman wrestling?

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          What, no Turkish oil wrestling?

    • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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      Los pumas mentioned 🤟😎🤘

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    My god the constant horny posting all day every day.

    • Broken_Orange_Juice@lemmy.world
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      “Peter explain the joke” “Peter, that’s just porn”

    • Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world
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      Indeed, they must keep up the good work

      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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        They just recently discovered their nethers, they will get bored of it eventually.

        Meanwhile, be entertained I guess.

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    Did you say you just got your first DP? This is stolen valor.

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    Do you prefer an orderly queue or more of a moshpit scenario for your gangbangs?

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      never had a gangbang

      but i’d want at least 10 guys (1 for every hole + every hand / 5 waiting) & being manhandled around

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        what if you maximized it and had four guys standing with their dicks tip-to-tip, so you could stroke each pair of cocks with one hand per pair?

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          From the middle out, that does make sense.

        • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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          Middle out compression

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            Don’t forget to account for the D2F values.

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            I just realized that was the show covering made up magic techno-jargon with a really memorable joke. Unless middle out is real…

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          Wait do you want them swapping on the up or the downstroke?

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        I had 12 once, it was a lot of fun, but quite disorderly and took days to recover from. 9/10, would recommend

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          To each their own, similar numbers I think for me (I was off my face at the time), recovery was maybe a day and a half but it wasn’t fun for me

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        You’d think gang bangs would be more common. Guys/tops are mostly all very horny and you only need 1 bottom.

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        I think that’s something you have to work your way to. I can’t control my body with even one if they’re good or big enough.

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      Having done the moshpit thing, I’d like to try the train some day

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    rofl, im the piccolo flute

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      The orchestra makes the soloist shine…

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    Yup, username checks out

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    Quality post.

  • desiccated_event@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    I find it humorous that this is the second most controversial post.

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    Well, there goes my childhood…

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    Weakness of the other participants.

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