you’re giving a set number of skill tokens at birth, making a time machine is very hard, so you must use all of your tokens towards that, leaving you with atrocious shooting skills
You’d think they would have the time to overcome their shortcomings with practice given, you know, the time travel. But maybe they took the impatience flaw for some extra points.
may be nature’s way to prevent paradoxes
If so, quite scary forshadowing that theyd target this guy over Hitler/etc
Wait, who the hell is Hitler? I went back and killed Hans Sprechter.
my dad, who was a history buff, always said he didn’t like the whole “kill hitler” thing, cause his idea of killing hitler meant Herman Guerring, hitler’s top military general, would come into power and not make the hundred mistakes hitler made and make us all live in a german hellscape
What a time traveler should really do is go back in time and kill Gavrilo Princip’s parents before he was born.
No matter how this ends, he’s going to leave the world a much worse place than before. No telling how this is all going to play out but some very very bad scenarios are definitely on the table.
<gestures broadly to the genocide of Gaza/Palestine/Lebanon/Iran>
The problem is that they’d cause a paradox by killing him, destroying their timeline and causing them to never travel back so their attempts are doomed to fail.
We need more effective time travelers.
The sonsabitches ain’t pragmatically using their intended use of time that’s for sure!
I think time travelers wouldn’t fail
Even after he’s dead, there’s still going to be a lot of issues.
APAB
And it’s not even just the people traveling here from the future trying to do it, it’s also travelers from the past.
Some are even from the present!
In the future the new ballroom is really ugly and it makes a lot of people angry. So they have been trying to stop it by using time travel, witchcraft, waffle house, etc.
Because they know that in 200 years or so the planet Earth will be designated as an intergalactic ballroom for the trade federation talks. Most of humanity will be destroyed to make way for the pouring of the concrete.







