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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zoneM to NiceMemes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 5 days ago

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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zoneM to NiceMemes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 5 days ago
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    Not a very nice thing to do to your spouse

  • groats_survivor@lemmy.world
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    What a terrible thing to do

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    Or… Your husband discovered the 2nd cat the day after you got it, got rid of it, and you never noticed.

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    The best part I choose to believe is that this cats conspired to never be seen together.

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    Husband found a gf who uses the same perfume as the wife. She’s yet to figure it out.

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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      deleted by creator

  • TastyWheat@lemmy.world
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    “Why is the cat suddenly growling at itself?”

  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    How did she keep them apart? All the cats we’ve ever had hung out together a lot.

    • P1k1e@lemmy.world
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      And it takes months for them to stop hating each other enough to stop growling

      • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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        Ours loved each other for months and now they’re mortal enemies.

        • rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social
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          Maybe they were identical so they didn’t realise there was another cat in the house until much later after a freak accident with them walking into the same room with a mirror on the floor.

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            I have two cats from the same litter a male and a female, and my next door neighbour has a cat that looks exactly like them. Their friends, and I’m not entirely convinced that the more stupid of the two hasn’t realised that the neighbours cat isn’t his sister. He’s deadly afraid of my car keys, so I wouldn’t put anything past him.

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    “How I divorced your lying mother”

    • RamenJunkie@midwest.social
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      At least there are two cat clones so you don’t have to chop the one in half and split it.

    • pulsey@feddit.org
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      also probably gaslighting

  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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    If he finds out, then he can just give away one cat and play dumb.

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    That computer in the background is giving me anxiety.

    How do people function with organization like that?

    • Egonallanon@feddit.uk
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      I look at my desktop so little I just treat it as a folder for things that need be temporarily stored. The fact it appears on the screen behind whatever I have open is a non-issue.

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      Because windows doesn’t arrange by penis.

      I know it’s a Mac.

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        I can’t tell if this is a typo, 2007 era joke, or a reference to something else.

        Did you mean to type “penis” here???

        Edit: I have been educated and reviewed the literature, and awarded the OP my upvote.

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          I’m guessing, it’s this: https://web.archive.org/web/20120619032849/http://arrangebypenis.com/

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          2007 era joke.

        • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRGljemfwUE

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            Okay well that was fucking awesome

            And wildly similar to how my day went…

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      It’s just how Mac uses seem to lay things out. It’s always a desktop full of icons.

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        This is how iPhones always look to me too, and it’s always mind boggling… This is what people want their phone’s home screen to look like? Really?

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        Hm… Is that just because of the type of users who use macs, or is it an indictment of Mac OS’s file management user friendliness?

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      My desktop is like that. Code repos are tightly structured. There are warring instincts going on.

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      Yeah, I stopped using desktop icons altogether somewhere around Windows 7 days.

      Nowadays I can’t stand having anything on my desktop (linux)

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      Everyone knows you just keep files in /downloads.

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        Am I the only one in the world with an organized file structure?

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    …no. Are you famous? Why would I have heard that story?

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    “Identical” lol

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    plot twist: there was only ever one cat

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      It just moves REALLY fast. Like the Olsen twin.

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    The time our tortie died and we went to the cat shelter and came back with another tortie.

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    “Haha wife bad” from the other perspective

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