And don’t even get me started on how we drive on parkways and park in driveways.
Or how shipments travel by car and cargo travels by ship.
Car go ship? No, car go road.
Car go road? No car go beep beep… you okay buddy??
You cook bacon, but you bake cookies.
Jon’s definitely having a stroke
You can bake bacon, but you can not cook cookies.
Sounds like a skill issue.
Actually tipfinger is what your mom calls that thing I do to her butt.
Just the tip?
The fuck do you mean you don’t have toetips? Do your toes not end?
Pretty brave of you to admit openly that you don’t have endless toes.
I come from a long and proud line of endtoes.
Where are the Germans in this thread? I’m pretty sure they have a word for your tippy toes.
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Which translates to “the ends of the feet fingers” or something
You may not have toetips, but you do have tippy-toes.
How high were you when you were thinking about this logic ?
How high were you
high how were you
Oh pretty good n you?
Yes
Also like, they call them fingers, but I’ve never seen them fing.
Oh wait, there they go…
Your toes do have toetips, just nobody gives a shit about them.
Shove your toes in a politicians face and all of a sudden the whole police force cares about em now
😩
If only that were true, the world would be a slightly less weird place.
It’s too late for this shit. Take my upvote
Jokes on you. I cut my fingertips off.
Then the new spot is your finger tips
I won’t tip toes for simply doing their job.
Toes deserve fair compensation but I wish they’d just price it into the bill.
My toes have tips. Maybe you should go see a doctor.
