One i came up with myself, and have no real proof for other than “well just look at this shit” :
Gangster rap being promoted as a way to get people to confess to crimes on tape. And to wear your pants in the most trip-hazard way possible for easy capture.
Snoop Dogg and NWA and the like selling impressionable young black people stuck in ghettos that a path to success is to get infront of a microphone, wait for the beat to start, and recite poetry including your name, felonies, and area code.
Crazy ignorant.
Yeah im not actually American so I dont have the rich history baked into my consciousness to truly understand my level of ignorance there.
Still basically believe it though.
The CIA is holding internet surveys to ask people of that board which
conspiracy theories they believe in order to gauge the effectiveness of their hoaxes.9/11 was an inside job
I don’t believe we planned & executed it, but I do believe we knew about it, and stepped back to let it happen, and took advantage of it to expand the police state…
Isreali security was complicit with the Oct 7 attack.
I thought the IDF committed it
MLK was assassinated by the government
Wait, that’s a conspiracy theory?
And Malcolm and Fred Hampton
Epstein didnt kill himself
Atp the conspiracy theory would be “Epstein figured out a way to kill himself” LMAO
PETA is funded by the meat and dairy industry to give animal welfare/rights activists the worst possible PR. It’s hard to imagine doing much worse of a job at what they claim to be their goals.
Same thing with the protesters defacing art.
67% euthanasia rate at no kill shelters
If it’s true they’re doing an incredibly good job.
Osama Bin Laden was never killed.
I never read the book by David Ray Griffin on this subject, but I’m aware of how absurd the Bin Laden tapes were. One day he’s wearing camo and has an AK next to him - then the next day he’s wearing ceremonial gold/yellow robes and he’s so far away from the camera that you can’t tell whether he’s CGI or not. There’s a whole load of crap about “no planes theory” and how it was all CGI, but there’s almost no discussion regarding the Bin Laden tapes being CGI.
People also forgot about those weird anthrax letters. I watched a stupid Netflix documentary about the anthrax letters and in the end they admitted that nobody actually saw the supposed mastermind put the anthrax into the mail box. He could have been blackmailed or god-knows what, we will never know. Back to my homie OBL:
https://www.amazon.com/Osama-Bin-Laden-Dead-Alive-ebook/dp/B004OEKA7Q
“The US political discourse and foreign policy in recent years has been based on the assumption that Osama bin Laden is still alive. George W. Bush promised as president that he would get Osama bin Laden dead or alive and has been widely criticized for failing to do so. The US s present military escalation in Afghanistan is said to be necessary to get Osama bin Laden. The news media regularly announce the appearance of new messages from bin Laden. But what if Osama bin Laden died in December 2001 which is the last time a message to or from him was intercepted? In this book, David Ray Griffin examines the evidence for the claim made by everyone from former CIA agent Robert Baer to Oliver North that bin Laden is surely no longer with us. He analyzes the purported messages from bin Laden and finds that, as many have suspected, they do not provide evidence of bin Laden s existence after 2001. This leads naturally to the question: if Osama bin Laden did indeed die in 2001, how and why have dozens of messages from bin Laden appeared since then? Griffin s meticulous analysis supports above all one simple and urgent conclusion: if Osama bin Laden is dead, the US should not be using its troops and treasure to hunt him down.”
Corporations and billionaires spend a ton of money to prevent people in the USA from having access to basic medical services as a way to limit professional mobility, forcing folks to stay in exploitative jobs which they hate.
It doesn’t count as conspiracy theory when it’s conspiracy fact
Yeah that’s just an old fashion class war conspiracy against the working class supported by legalized bribes to PACs and offering lucrative board and speaking engagement non jobs to retired politicians, no theories needed
A lot of conspiracy discussion websites were manipulated in a way to get Donald Trump elected president.
Ghislane was a supermod on reddit from 2000s to 2019, and pol was made after moot met JE
Moot met JE?! 😳 Source on that?


the potential for manipulation is huge
Ugh how fucking broken does a person need to be to think like this? Jesus Christ
Think its when someone passes the 10 million mark, thats about as much money you’d need to live in higher luxury than 99% of the planet
lemmy is the only uncompromised platform (/j, assume all platforms are compromised)
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100%. I think Bannon has basically admitted as much
That isn’t even a conspiracy theory.
“As you probably know I represent the Rothschild’s” - Jeffery Epstein
I believe this family is behind the majority of evil shit in this world. I never used to but I do now
Do you have more proof? Where’d this quote come from?

I’m going to be so pissed if the reptilian overlord and demonic baby eating conspiracies were real this whole time.
Nothing reptile about them. Just pure garbage human.
The baby-eating stuff however…
Have you not heard what is in the files? Go to the DOJ Epstein page and type in jerky
The files are down for maintenance, I feel like actual evidence of cannibalism would be a pretty big story.
You believe these pedo oligarchs are going to allow the media they own to report on their crimes?
I think the guy, as terrible as he was in other ways, just really really liked jerky. This one especially seems to clarify they are just talking about actual jerky. I’m open to any files you would like to link that are especially weird. https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 9/EFTA00700042.pdf
Edit:
Here’s another one that really seems like they are just talking about food.
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 9/EFTA00553854.pdf
This one is more verbose and explains his diet in more detail
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 10/EFTA02162654.pdf
Here’s a normal shopping list, clarifying that the steaks are for making jerky. Apparently NY strip steak according to an earlier email. Lemongrass and ginger being mentioned makes me think it’s probably a teriyaki jerky.
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 11/EFTA02318150.pdf
More shopping list, with clarifications on where to pick up the items even.
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 11/EFTA02302502.pdf
More food talk. I’m not going to dig any further.
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 9/EFTA00556144.pdf
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Here’s the recipe:
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 9/EFTA00558095.pdf
It’s in the DOJ Epstein files
I mostly blame the Hapsburgs myself
Epstein was murdered in his cell
I actually believe he killed himself, but it is still a conspiracy, because he had tried before and they purposely broke all suicide watch protocols including leaving a ton of linens in his cell (he made multiple nooses), no roommate, and no one checking. They were paid to make sure he had plenty of opportunities to kill himself.
It is still bizzarre that the security tapes were mysteriously lost. If he did it they would’ve released those instead of wiping them.
Yeah, that part is even more suspicious.
TBH this is the most rational take I’ve seen. If I had 10 upvotes, I’d give them to you
i mean…pedos are the lowest of the low, extra so in prison. can pretty nuch guarentee you everyone he interacted with in that prison was telling him to kill himself, especially the suicide watch
Trump wasn’t really elected in 2024, and he only hates mail-in ballots because they overwhelmed his cheat in 2020.
I don’t believe he’s dead
Michael Jordan didn’t retire that first time. He was suspended for his gambling addiction, but you can’t suspend your highest profile player without the league dying, so they came up with a cover story.
Wasn’t his dad possibly murdered because of those gambling debts?
That’s conspiracy theory number 2.
Convienent that his dad had just died then and he was burned out from playing into June every year.
That’s actually another conspiracy theory: His dad was killed b/c he owed gambling money to the mob & didn’t pay.
Dang, never heard this one before but its believable. MJ did put his all into baseball tho, his managers and teammates were convinced he would have made the majors after a year.
Uhh why would they care if he had a gambling addiction? Like you said, he was great for the league…
Bad optics when he’s betting on NBA games, like Pete Rose & MLB.
There’s so many other things you could do without suspending him for two years. Also, knowing him, he would have publicly come out slamming the NBA if he really was suspended for gambling.
The CIA has a long history of using Black celebrities to infiltrate “unfriendly countries” to carry out operations ranging from psychological warfare to assasinations.
https://noisenarrative.substack.com/p/how-the-cia-used-jazz-as-a-secret
Feels like how the USA will create radio stations called “Radio Free _____” that’ll just brainrot people into liberalism, but just with one layer of subtlety lmao. Maybe more similar to the passive propagandistic value of American cinema (which admittedly the movies are good lol)
This is exactly what I wanted to read right now! 😁
Jim Carrey is a serial killer.
I used to think it was simply some unhinged person trolling 4chan and reddit. Over the years I’ve seen it come up a few times and each time the evidence is just slightly more convincing.
So I go down the rabbit hole and seek out the previous iteration I had seen but they are just poof! gone. Stripped from the internet. Removed irrevocably, including references to it from newer accounts and comments.
The writing style of these rants started to show a lack of consistant writing style. As if they were written by different people. The writing style is pointed out as an argument that it wasn’t just one lone nutjob reposting his same rant. Or was it? I can’t find the commentary anymore. I can’t cross check what I can’t find.
Either one or a few individuals are playing the long game really well, or one very powerful multimillionaire has murdered dozens of people and constantly scours the internet clean of any evidence pointing towards him.
The rabbit hole goes deep and looks completely different, yet somehow the same, every time.
You’re gonna drop a bomb like that, followed by several paragraphs, but none of them mention any of the “evidence”? C’mon!
the purpose of my second paragraph is the explanation, I can’t find the evidence and don’t remember any of it except a vague recollection about a pro wrestler beimg a victim but don’t even recall his name.
Do you happen to remember a specific URL for it so the wayback machine might help?
Most are filled with numbers and more backslashes than a cheesy horror, but schizobollocks.tumblr.com would be easy enough to remember
He definitely has a history of psychopathic behavior.
I experienced that once, tiktoks about some wealthy family that no one ever talks about, name starts with a p, persuer or some sht like that, all the accounts got banned some popped up with new ones temporarily but eventually they all were gone and searching it showed nothing, no info/pictures on the living family either, ik that wasnt there exact name, similar tho
Could it be: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sackler_family
Some variation of Persuer, I know It started with a P
Are you sure it wasn’t Perdue? The Sackler family did have their fingers in things all over the world, including art galleries, oil and media. They are a very secretive family and remove shit regularly from the internet if it paints them in a bad light.
They did have a wikipedia and a jankish ( professionally built but maybe 15 years ago) looking family website with no images of family
Nah, I think they owned majority shares In oil or media or something, not related to big pharma pretty sure















